bad pickup lines.
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How's about the good old £1 gamble... Not exactly a pickup line but in the right crowd it works really bloody well.
If you don't know what I'm talking about here's how it goes: You approach the target and ask if she's interested in a little wager, if so produce £1 and say "I bet you this pound i can make your boobs wobble without touching them" (if you haven't been slapped by now I'd say you're in with a good chance already) anyways, put the pound in her hand and give her boobs a good shake.
We've been together for about a year now and I couldn't be happier!!
If you don't know what I'm talking about here's how it goes: You approach the target and ask if she's interested in a little wager, if so produce £1 and say "I bet you this pound i can make your boobs wobble without touching them" (if you haven't been slapped by now I'd say you're in with a good chance already) anyways, put the pound in her hand and give her boobs a good shake.
We've been together for about a year now and I couldn't be happier!!
"You know what I like? Bitches."
I'm not even kidding you. I heard someone say that to a girl. Sad thing is, she made out with him 5 seconds after that. Then there is this, and once again, I shit you not.
"I believe we have an appointment in the decontamination chamber."
The guy who said that, got a slap.
I'm not even kidding you. I heard someone say that to a girl. Sad thing is, she made out with him 5 seconds after that. Then there is this, and once again, I shit you not.
"I believe we have an appointment in the decontamination chamber."
The guy who said that, got a slap.
I saw a guy walk up to a girl, pull up one sleeve on his t-shirt, then pull up the other, and flex them right in front of her.
her friend ran to me saying HELP HER.
Turns out if you just start dancing REALLY close to another guy they'll leave your friend alone.
anyhow for the topical reference my favourite bad chat up line is
"what's your favourite colour"
though one i've worked is "want a hug?"
her friend ran to me saying HELP HER.
Turns out if you just start dancing REALLY close to another guy they'll leave your friend alone.
anyhow for the topical reference my favourite bad chat up line is
"what's your favourite colour"
though one i've worked is "want a hug?"
I know what comes next.. but if it is what I think it is, I don't think I can post it here without being banned... but you can always google it if you really want to know...curlycrouton said:
I don't use pick up lines that often... but a classic is: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
oh wait... crap...
*ducks and covers*
Yeah I know right? I'm glad I'm not a chick. If some dude used that one me, I'd punch them in the mouthfactualsquirrel said:
"You wanna go back to my place for sex and pizza? What?! You don't like pizza?"
"*smashes a block of ice* Now that I've broken the ice, lets go back to my place and bang!"
Those are the worst ones I can think of.
Oh, wait! I almost forgot:
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat? Well you're not! You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"*smashes a block of ice* Now that I've broken the ice, lets go back to my place and bang!"
Those are the worst ones I can think of.
Oh, wait! I almost forgot:
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat? Well you're not! You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
The really sad thing about those lines is the frequency of people actually using them - I got to know my boyfriend, when he asked me wether or not I was hurt after hitting me with a life-roleplay sword, and me dropping a bit too realistic - kinda original I guess...
Actually this thread, or something similar, was done before and I was having a talk with Sky and she told me this one "I've lost my teddy, will you keep me company tonight?" (Or something very similar.) And the other day I was in Taupo (in the North Island of New Zealand) and with a few others and we were sat outside, a little drunk, and long story short I tried it and it worked. So thanks Sky
"that's a nice coat"
"thanks, i got it 40% off"
"how about you swing by my place, and we'll get it 100% off"
"thanks, i got it 40% off"
"how about you swing by my place, and we'll get it 100% off"