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All three going through 56 translations:
Soul Calibur 4
Seoul, Seoul four calibration
Halo Reach
Consider
And my favorite:
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
Castlevania: Football Princess.
Soul Calibur 4
Seoul, Seoul four calibration
Halo Reach
Consider
And my favorite:
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
Castlevania: Football Princess.
"English is one of the most confusing and beguiling of all the languages of the world."
56 Translations later and...
"English has been a little confused about the whole world was lost."
Another 56 translations and we get:
"England lost the world is a bit confusing."
Then I get
"England lost the world's intervention."
and finally
"Technical problems in the UK."
I don't know why, but that last one made me laugh.
This is fun.
56 Translations later and...
"English has been a little confused about the whole world was lost."
Another 56 translations and we get:
"England lost the world is a bit confusing."
Then I get
"England lost the world's intervention."
and finally
"Technical problems in the UK."
I don't know why, but that last one made me laugh.
This is fun.
taking a page out of your book, i put in "C*** Licker", and got news. seems oddly appropriate for some reason.ZeroMachine said:
then, hoping i would somehow get chair, i put in
"you sit on it, but you can't take it with you"
however, i got
"during the meeting, which is impossible". also seems to fit into the mystery motif of james bond.
Input: "These are the times that try men's souls"
56 translations later:
"Zeitgeist"
...kinda makes sense if you think about it.
56 translations later:
"Zeitgeist"
...kinda makes sense if you think about it.
To shout out to Halo 3:
Finish the fight.
Efforts to end the war.
Didn't come out too badly.
Here we go, a Yoda line:
Fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.
Fear leads to anger. The hate and sadness, anger, arms and hands.
Some of it came through okay.
Now this is hilarious:
The cake is a lie.
Cake.
And this is the best of all:
It's a me Mario!
Batman!
So, apparently Mario is the real Batman.
Finish the fight.
Efforts to end the war.
Didn't come out too badly.
Here we go, a Yoda line:
Fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.
Fear leads to anger. The hate and sadness, anger, arms and hands.
Some of it came through okay.
Now this is hilarious:
The cake is a lie.
Cake.
And this is the best of all:
It's a me Mario!
Batman!
So, apparently Mario is the real Batman.
"This song makes me want to pour soy sauce on my head and join the army."
Becomes
"This song makes me want soy sauce on the head and pour the military connection."
Which then becomes
"This song makes me want to confidential sauce on top and pour the military connection."
And finally this becomes
"This song I want to pour the soy sauce I have sensitive military connection."
Intriguing!
EDIT: Oh, and "Give me Deus Ex" becomes "Deus Ex Dame".
And rather hilariously, "I'm so stoked, I'm in the future!" becomes "Bravo, sir!" Rather appropriate, actually.
Becomes
"This song makes me want soy sauce on the head and pour the military connection."
Which then becomes
"This song makes me want to confidential sauce on top and pour the military connection."
And finally this becomes
"This song I want to pour the soy sauce I have sensitive military connection."
Intriguing!
EDIT: Oh, and "Give me Deus Ex" becomes "Deus Ex Dame".
And rather hilariously, "I'm so stoked, I'm in the future!" becomes "Bravo, sir!" Rather appropriate, actually.
Typing in Doctor Who gets you...
Badwolf
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/surprised-0309-lg-37478331.jpg
Just kidding! For some reason it translates to 'Contact'.
Badwolf
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/surprised-0309-lg-37478331.jpg
Just kidding! For some reason it translates to 'Contact'.
"a noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Guljiman children lie."
sorry, what?
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Guljiman children lie."
sorry, what?
Apparantly
This:
"I like the colours blue and red as they are the most satisfactory, exciting and vibrant of all the colours. Even though they are at opposite ends of the spectrum; I find that I cannot decide which I like best. Be it blue or red, it matters not."
=
This:
"I like blue. Instead, to solve the problem. Is another blue and red."
hmmm...
This:
"I like the colours blue and red as they are the most satisfactory, exciting and vibrant of all the colours. Even though they are at opposite ends of the spectrum; I find that I cannot decide which I like best. Be it blue or red, it matters not."
=
This:
"I like blue. Instead, to solve the problem. Is another blue and red."
hmmm...
It's waffle time, it's waffle time, won't you have some waffles of mine!
In an interview, I am crazy!
Doctor Who
Health
Sonic Screwdriver
Sound Module
Time and Relative Dimension in Space.
Time and space and relativity.
Hey, listen!
Hey, look!
Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Hot, yes, a snake?
In an interview, I am crazy!
Doctor Who
Health
Sonic Screwdriver
Sound Module
Time and Relative Dimension in Space.
Time and space and relativity.
Hey, listen!
Hey, look!
Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Hot, yes, a snake?
Doctor Who got me 'Health'.JackandTom said:
I wonder if it doesn't do the translations in the same order each time.
Halo: Reach > Hall, Inc. Fritsch.
Too Human > Month.
And just for shits & giggles, I typed in "Cynicism is intellectual treason," and I got "Sinisism ethical problems."
Too Human > Month.
And just for shits & giggles, I typed in "Cynicism is intellectual treason," and I got "Sinisism ethical problems."
Well I'll be buggered, Super Mario 64 stays the same when translated 56 times. 
EDIT: But apparently The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask turns into The Legend of Zelda: The lock screen. Must be the Iphone version of the game.
EDIT: But apparently The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask turns into The Legend of Zelda: The lock screen. Must be the Iphone version of the game.
