Badass Line as you kill...

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Shit, I've really got to get some milk...

 

[Ked]

Helsing!

 

[LordWalter]

Do you know what it feels like to be shot in the chest?

Then I shoot him in the balls.

hahahahaha YES. This is brilliant.

But I prefer the following:

"You are going to die SCREAMING like your sister nine months from now as she gives birth to my BASTARD CHILD! *Shoots repeatedly and laughs*"

 

[LordWalter]

I have stood and watched world's burn and civilizations crumble and you dare defy me!

Then I think you'll like:

"The stars themselves once lived and died at our command, yet you still dare to oppose our will."
-Farseer Mirehn Bielann

 

[Surreysmith]

The path of the righteous man ... I lay my vengeance upon thee.

beat me to it.

 

[Broken Orange]

"Why should we join you?

"I have five good reason why. *Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!*

 

[Hookman]

I've actually started saying a different badass line every time I rack up a kill on Naughty Bear.
"Let the darkness consume you!"
"Don't make the same mistake in your next life!"
"Let the stuffing hit the... Flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!"
"Which weapon do you want? I got a knife, a pistol, a big stick (Big fan of that one!) an ax-Y'now what fuck it, I'm just gonna beat you to death with my bare paws!"
"Tweet about this,*****!"

 

[Chevy235]

"I think I left the oven on."

Then hopefully, he'll die confused.

 

[Orwellian37]

Does your brain accept guests? I've got one right here.

 

[superbatranger]

I wouldn't say a single thing. It's a waste of my time to come up with something to say. Instead, I'd just walk right up to them, put two in their chest, one in each lung, and one in the middle of their throat. Then, I'd calmly watch as they struggled, choking on their own blood. The only thing heard would be my calm breathing and their frantic attempts to survive as blood fills their lungs and throat. After that, I'd just get up and walk away.

 

[reg42]

Spoiler: These are the best lines ever

'Specially the first one

 

[Zetsubou-Sama]

Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindirance: 0% (echoing)

 

[wilze]

"Sup dawg, I heard you like bullets so I-" *Bang*

Getting killed by xibit is probably the worst way to die.

 

[me.vicky]

"Allow me to show you the winter of my discontent." BANG

is ur avatar the thing from harvest moon wonderful life?

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[Miumaru]

Id just be quoting Duke Nukem. My favorite is the one from Raw Meat (which is actually a reference to such a line someone else said) "Im gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum:

 

[Mastercylinder]

I"m sure someone made this jk before but I can't resist: "You fight like a cow" SLICE!

But really, I'd say this "BUH-bye now!" PLAM! (my gun goes plam XD)

 

[Edward Heffner]

I before E Except after C

 

[Fbuh]

"And shepherds we shall be,
for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti."

 

[xAnarchysAngelx]

"I will send you to what ever god you wish."

EDIT:

I HAD AN IDEA

"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
"I have fought mudcrabs tougher than you!"
Cookie for figuring out the game this is from.

 

[Artreynne]

Would you kindly kill that son of a *****, Ryan?