Baking, motherf**ker, can you do it?!

[Spacewolf]

nah wouldnt mind leaning how to do brownies or cookies or summit but dont have any recipies

 

[Queen Michael]

I'm not that good, but not completely worthless.

 

[[.redacted]]

I tried once.

Don't worry, we had insurance.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I have a Bake Note. But you would never suspect it. I just write down the name of a person, and 30 minutes later, they turn into delicious pie.

I just grab a slice...and I EAT IT.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I don't bake often, but I can make a mean batch of sugar cookies. Sometimes I'll make brownies, and I just made pumpkin bread last night even though I slightly botched the recipe.

Although give me a recipe and I'll see what I can do with it. Mmm...instructions...

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I made epic mince pies this evening. The pastry was made with 50% butter and 50% lard. Soft, crumbly, but still moist.

I even made some experimental 'flying saucer' mince pies, with extra styling using a fork. Also a win!

I don't really know what a mince pie is, but anything with that much saturated fat in it must be good.

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Nice. I may make those one day, next time I have the need to, am near an oven, and feel like doing the math to convert to 'merican measurements.

 

[Stoic raptor]

I never tried baking before.

But I am a good cook.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I have a Bake Note. But you would never suspect it. I just write down the name of a person, and 30 minutes later, they turn into delicious pie.

I just grab a slice...and I EAT IT.

It's a sign that TV Tropes Has Ruined My Life that I have never watched that show, and I still know what you're talking about.

 

[Rainboq]

Cookies, I make them!

And everyone on the block wants them!

 

[elbrandino]

I suck at baking, but I love to cook. And every year around Thanksgiving I help my friend make the most awesome cherry pie ever.

 

[Private Custard]

I made epic mince pies this evening. The pastry was made with 50% butter and 50% lard. Soft, crumbly, but still moist.

I even made some experimental 'flying saucer' mince pies, with extra styling using a fork. Also a win!

I don't really know what a mince pie is, but anything with that much saturated fat in it must be good.

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Nice. I may make those one day, next time I have the need to, am near an oven, and feel like doing the math to convert to 'merican measurements.

12oz of the flour and about 4oz each of butter and lard!

Merry Christmas )

 

[Paksenarrion]

I have a Bake Note. But you would never suspect it. I just write down the name of a person, and 30 minutes later, they turn into delicious pie.

I just grab a slice...and I EAT IT.

It's a sign that TV Tropes Has Ruined My Life that I have never watched that show, and I still know what you're talking about.

We need to form a self-help group.

 

[Meathands]

Fresh bread just isn't right unless you've actually sweated into it whilst kneading. Nor are are any Christmas confections worth eating unless you were liberally swigging from a bottle of cooking brandy whilst making them. Man baking is the only thing that works as a visual metaphor for the joy of battle metal.

That's why I've got a cooking playlist with Manowar and Omen on it.

I've just read that back and it really doesn't seem mentally healthy.

 

[Rainboq]

I have a Bake Note. But you would never suspect it. I just write down the name of a person, and 30 minutes later, they turn into delicious pie.

I just grab a slice...and I EAT IT.

It's a sign that TV Tropes Has Ruined My Life that I have never watched that show, and I still know what you're talking about.

We need to form a self-help group.

DIBS!

 

[ramboondiea]

i love baking, dont get to do it as much as i like thou, this Christmas iv made a vanilla creme victoria sponge and a load of flavoured pavlovas (mango kicksass) and althou not really backing, iv made a few cheese cakes, there easy to make and you can basically put anything you want into them

 

[v3n0mat3]

Oh yeah. I make cookies, pizza, and Cakes. I make them very well. I learned from my mom.

 

[linkvegeta]

So, I'm currently in the middle of crafting the most thoroughly bitchin' cinnamon rolls in existence (I know, because I made them last year, and they kicked ass). I'm in the "wait for the dough to rise" phase. They are shaping up to be my new favorite part of Christmas morning, if they wind up as good as last time.

But that's enough about me. The point of this thread is to ask the question in the title: Do you bake? How often? What is your favorite baked good, either to make or to eat?

At its core, this thread is about things that are baked, and the people who bake them. Discuss.

I like your attitude, I do bake, usually when im hungry or crave baked goods. knowing how is the first step to baking happiness!

 

[Embz]

I love baking, and have made a load of pony shaped cookies and decorated them with holly made of icing ready for Christmas

 

[neoontime]

It's sad but the only thing I could ever bake was toast with butter and garlic on it.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Fresh bread just isn't right unless you've actually sweated into it whilst kneading. Nor are are any Christmas confections worth eating unless you were liberally swigging from a bottle of cooking brandy whilst making them. Man baking is the only thing that works as a visual metaphor for the joy of battle metal.

That's why I've got a cooking playlist with Manowar and Omen on it.

I've just read that back and it really doesn't seem mentally healthy.

No it isn't, but what it is is completely hardcore. You, sir, have figured out the art of Manly Baking.