Bangers & Mash!

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SEXTON HALE

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This has got to be the most all over the place,Bat shit crazy,
Pants on head retarded threads I have ever seen.
Keep it up!
 

theheroofaction

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The hamburger is often believed to have come from hamburg.
While the original sandwich contained a steak hailing from hamburg, the modern hamburger is a different beast entirely.

It is hailing from america.
I'm not talking about that crap found in fast food chains.
I'm talking about THIS
Terrible looking, but delicious tasting.


your move.
 

ToastiestZombie

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Ever thought about doing a thread on Essex's own Pie and Mash. To you, you gentleman of scholar a simple meat pie with mash may seem like the meal of simpletons. BUT, with a sauce of lots of vinegar and some sort of alcohol you have the briton's finest way of eating the oh so amazing meal of "Pie". Why do I eat the sort of food Essex ruffions eat you ask? Well, my own mother originates from the area, but luckily she grew up with rich parents. Also, what do you think about that little bit of land to the west merely known as "Wales"? I actually come from that place, twas a fine residence and there is no beating the sound of sheep in the morning.

[small]Any sheep shagging comments and I sir shall piss in your gravy![/small]


"That looks disgusting!" you may say, but hear me out. The Essex pie and mash is the creation of gods, that green sauce is one of the most amazing thing's vinegar has ever done. You haven't lived until you have tasted the sweet taste of a true Essex Pie and Mash, and if you die having never eaten one, I pity you dearly. For you shall have never known what it is like to taste heaven!
 

Flamezdudes

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Viper1265 said:
Reaction images are escapist now? in that case...

>MFW this thread



PS: geK0 has got the right idea
I congratulate you on your Nichijou counterpoint.

Now this thread will be mi-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ON THESE BANGERS.

WE WILL HURT YOU DAYSTAR.
 
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Flamezdudes said:
Viper1265 said:
Reaction images are escapist now? in that case...

>MFW this thread



PS: geK0 has got the right idea
I congratulate you on your Nichijou counterpoint.

Now this thread will be mi-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ON THESE BANGERS.

WE WILL HURT YOU DAYSTAR.
Pfft, nice try.

Your tricks won't work on me, Jedi.
 

Bertylicious

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Daystar Clarion said:
fish iron4 said:
Now sausages and mash with gravy may seem nice but what if its.... SAUSAGES AND MASH WITH GRAVY ON YORKSHIRE PUDDING!
That's a Pandora's Box of flavour.

Who knows what level of Tasteplosion[sup]TM[/sup] would be unleashed.
Isn't that toad in the hole?
 
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Bertylicious said:
Daystar Clarion said:
fish iron4 said:
Now sausages and mash with gravy may seem nice but what if its.... SAUSAGES AND MASH WITH GRAVY ON YORKSHIRE PUDDING!
That's a Pandora's Box of flavour.

Who knows what level of Tasteplosion[sup]TM[/sup] would be unleashed.
Isn't that toad in the hole?
That depends.

A toad in the hole is a Yorhsire pudding that is cooked with the sausages inside it.

If you cook the Yorshire pudding, but add the sausages afterwards, then it's a Yorkshire pudding with sausages in it.
 

Bertylicious

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Daystar Clarion said:
Bertylicious said:
Daystar Clarion said:
fish iron4 said:
Now sausages and mash with gravy may seem nice but what if its.... SAUSAGES AND MASH WITH GRAVY ON YORKSHIRE PUDDING!
That's a Pandora's Box of flavour.

Who knows what level of Tasteplosion[sup]TM[/sup] would be unleashed.
Isn't that toad in the hole?
That depends.

A toad in the hole is a Yorhsire pudding that is cooked with the sausages inside it.

If you cook the Yorshire pudding, but add the sausages afterwards, then it's a Yorkshire pudding with sausages in it.
Well I'll be.

 

George Barrow

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I would wonder what shit I was smoking to hear a disembodied voice, and think bangers and mash were my Deus Ex Machina
 

Flamezdudes

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Daystar Clarion said:
Flamezdudes said:
Viper1265 said:
Reaction images are escapist now? in that case...

>MFW this thread



PS: geK0 has got the right idea
I congratulate you on your Nichijou counterpoint.

Now this thread will be mi-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ON THESE BANGERS.

WE WILL HURT YOU DAYSTAR.
Pfft, nice try.

Your tricks won't work on me, Jedi.
DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY.

MY ATTACKS WILL TEAR YOU APART.

 

oddball250

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Daystar Clarion said:
George Barrow said:
I would wonder what shit I was smoking to hear a disembodied voice, and think bangers and mash were my Deus Ex Machina
This really happened.

I know. I was there.
He was the voice. which for some odd reason sounds like David Bowie
 

loc978

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I prefer not to eat meat products that are named with a phallic euphemism. Potatoes I'm cool with, in moderation.
Braised in beer, thus all arguments against this are invalid.

Helps when you kill the animal and prepare the sausage yourself, as well. Venison > livestock.
 

BiscuitTrouser

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What now fuckers, what now....
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Do you SEE that shit you just linked?! DO you SEE IT?! Do you link its glory in ignorance of what you have UNLEASHED into the thread?! What you have there is PRISTINE, its image STAINS our inpure eyes with its magnificance.

Its the perfection of the bangers and mash with peas expressed in the truest transportable medium of the cone woth gravy on top. Im in awe.

Bangers mash and peas/beans is indeed the greatest of all meals. Yorkshire pudding is an optional extra that in my view finishes the whole thing. If that cone is solid yorkshire pudding i may weep tears of pure hunger.

EDIT: I would also like to call to order your username and enquire if a certain Gaunt may be familiar to you no?
 

AstylahAthrys

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Is it just me, or is anybody else REALLY hungry all of a sudden and craving a huge meal of hearty meats and potatoes and about to raid their cabinets for food?