Bangers & Mash!

[Daystar Clarion]

the fuck did I just read? 0_o

It's whatever you want it to be.

As long as I get the money.

 

[Hazy992]

Don't care what anyone says, we have the best food in the world. Fucking FACT!

I mean come on!

Look at this food! LOOK AT IT! Now start being jealous!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Don't care what anyone says, we have the best food in the world. Fucking FACT!

I mean come on!

Look at this food! LOOK AT IT! Now start being jealous!

I'm so jealo-Wait!

No I'm not! Because I live here!

[HEADING=1]Huzzah![/HEADING]

 

[Hazy992]

I'm so jealo-Wait!

No I'm not! Because I live here!

[HEADING=1]Huzzah![/HEADING]

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to get some fish 'n' chips and pour tikka masala all over it. Why? Because I fucking can

 

[geK0]

you guys can keep your bangers and mash!

 

[Hazy992]

-Inferior foodstuffs-

you guys can keep your bangers and mash!

You Canadians with your LIES!

 

[geK0]

-Inferior foodstuffs-

you guys can keep your bangers and mash!

You Canadians with your LIES!

If this thread were about fish and chips I'd have a hard time arguing with you

but the poutine is CLEARLY superior to bangers and mash!

 

[Viper1265]

Reaction images are escapist now? in that case...

>MFW this thread

PS: geK0 has got the right idea

 

[Broady Brio]

There's a pub near me that offers FREE Bangers & Mash on Monday nights.
I already feel your jealousy.

 

[Rawne1980]

What now fuckers, what now....

 

[Pfheonix]

Keep 'em. We're good.

 

[lRookiel]

Oh my god I love these threads.

So retardedly awesome they always make me hungry.

I shall now go and get the Vegetarian equivalent, QUORN SAUSAGES! with regular potatoes since I'm not a fan of mushy food :3

EDIT, I have also reached 1337 posts so I'm awesome.

 

[DANEgerous]

I prefer potatoes and sausages, you know... the version that wasn't for peasants.

Add some beans and tomato sauce and boom, THEN it's a tastesplosion.

Infidel! Only pour mans food van do magic like cure hangover, fix shitty days that you can no longer recall why they had been so shit but are, and taste way better from Midnight to 5 A.M. for no goddamn reason.

Also you use Chili sauce in baked beans.. no for fuckn real this is a secret that people have sent me around 10,000 (no that is not an exaduration) emails over. All those recipes for baked beans that are almost identical Mustard, Brown sugar, Bacon, ect, they all have one thing wrong... Ketchup. It is not ketchup, it is Chili sauce. what else is Chili sauce used for? To be honest i have no fucking idea because as sure as fuck is not chili.

 

[Kinguendo]

*snip*

What is this heresy from a Belgian?!

You Canadians with your LIES!

Wait, what?! Canadian?!?

 

[SckizoBoy]

ALSO REAL JUST SCORED

FUCK

....FUCK!!!

Huh... 2-1, howd'ja think you'll do in the away leg?

I don't know why, but everything I touch just turns into silliness...

Which is why you're such a threat to the civilised world!

What now fuckers, what now...

WTF?! First thought was: give that to the Scottish, they'd deep-fry it with glee! '

 

[him over there]

You're facsimile sausages are lame, we improved and fixed sausages forever thanks to our coveted maple syrup.

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Don't you love how we don't have a lot in the way of food yet somehow continue to improve everyone else's?

 

[Kinguendo]

Oh my god I love these threads.

So retardedly awesome they always make me hungry.

I shall now go and get the Vegetarian equivalent, QUORN SAUSAGES! with regular potatoes since I'm not a fan of mushy food :3

EDIT, I have also reached 1337 posts so I'm awesome.

You dont like mushy food? Then what is quorn?! I put it to you that it is, in fact, UNICORN!

 

[geK0]

*snip*

What is this heresy from a Belgian?!

You Canadians with your LIES!

Wait, what?! Canadian?!?

err... canadian bacon, pancakes with maple syrup, poutine and canadian ice wine... not sure where you're getting belgium from lol

 

[Kinguendo]

*snip*

What is this heresy from a Belgian?!

You Canadians with your LIES!

Wait, what?! Canadian?!?

err... canadian bacon, pancakes with maple syrup, poutine and canadian ice whine... not sure where you're getting belgium from lol

The Belgians are a sneaky, manipulative, time-traveling folk with invisibility potions... BUT I SEE YOU!

Would a Canadian be so blatantly Canadian?! NAY! Look at Jim Carrey, look at his face... perfect for pretending to be someone else!

 

[Hazy992]

-Inferior foodstuffs-

you guys can keep your bangers and mash!

You Canadians with your LIES!

If this thread were about fish and chips I'd have a hard time arguing with you

but the poutine is CLEARLY superior to bangers and mash!

Yes it is. On Opposite Day!