Bangers & Mash!

[geK0]

Everything goes great with a Guinness though.

Especially another pint of Guinness.

Nobody can argue with that! Guiness is pretty good

but:

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

i'm actually a Lancastrian, trying to destroy yorkshire from within via crude stereotypes. mua ha ha ha!

also *checks google maps* what IS Nottingham. its not North, its not south, its not Wales...

 

[him over there]

snap

Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

 

[Kinguendo]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! ' ' ' ' '.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

OI! Quit your carpin' on, you arent a Yorkshireman! We dont say "t" every other word like a stuttering sufferer of tourettes who is also mentally slow, if a sentence begins wi't word "The" then you say "The".

For example, "M'off darn't pit" if you are going down to the pit and want to save time by not saying "to" or "I am" or pronouncing "down" properly NOT "T'pit is closed today, so you waint find me scabbin' darn't pit! BLOODY THATCHER!".

Spread the word, there are only so many Yorkshiremen and we cant all be arse'd to correct every soddin' Southerner about speakin't Queens.

Also, "un"? We arent French, when do we ever say "un"? Unless we say "unless" like I just did!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snap

Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

You wanted independence, you got it.

Not so great now, is it.

 

[Kinguendo]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

OI to you too! He is not from Yorkshire, Yorkshire folk know how to speak proper Yorkshire. We dont put t's all over our sentences like a fucking game of golf, we strategically put t's around to make speaking quicker. I have already done an in-depth explanation somewhere above (^)... and I think you mean Lancashire, we dont give a monkeys about Lancaster.

Also, Sean Bean is one of ours... respect is DUE! But not too much respect, we want neither Yorkshire or Sean Bean himself to be getting big headed.

 

[him over there]

snap

Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

You wanted independence, you got it.

Not so great now, is it.

It's hardly independence when your older brother muscles in on everything you're trying to do.
This whole argument could have been avoided if you didn't ruin your potatoes and made halfway decent sausages like that Italy guy.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

OI to you too! He is not from Yorkshire, Yorkshire folk know how to speak proper Yorkshire. We dont put t's all over our sentences like a fucking game of golf, we strategically put t's around to make speaking quicker. I have already done an in-depth explanation somewhere above (^)... and I think you mean Lancashire, we dont give a monkeys about Lancaster.

Also, Sean Bean is one of ours... respect is DUE!

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Bloody Yorkshiremen.

Bet you love reading T' Lion t' Witch an t' Wardrobe.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! ' ' ' ' '.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

OI! Quit your carpin' on, you arent a Yorkshireman! We dont say "t" every other word like a stuttering sufferer of tourettes who is also mentally slow, if a sentence begins wi't word "The" then you say "The".

For example, "M'off darn't pit" if you are going down to the pit and want to save time by not saying "to" or "I am" or pronouncing "down" properly NOT "T'pit is closed today, so you waint find me scabbin' darn't pit! BLOODY THATCHER!".

Spread the word, there are only so many Yorkshiremen and we cant all be arse'd to correct every soddin' Southerner about speakin't Queens.

Also, "un"? We arent French, when do we ever say "un"? Unless we say "unless" like I just did!

Alright, i admit, i'm not a real Yorkshireman but in my defence you have realise that- LOOK A SQUIRREL!

...you'll never take me aliiiiiive

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snap

Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

You wanted independence, you got it.

Not so great now, is it.

It's hardly independence when your older brother muscles in on everything you're trying to do.
This whole argument could have been avoided if you didn't ruin your potatoes and made halfway decent sausages like that Italy guy.

Keep blaming me, go ahead.

Anything to not blame yourself.

Want to know what I did when the world was trying to crush me? I created the biggest empire the world has ever seen, and then I was wise enough to let it go when the time was right so as not to be destroyed by it.

 

[Kinguendo]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Bloody Yorkshiremen.

Bet you love reading T' Lion t' Witch an t' Wardrobe.

I had no idea I was speaking to Michael MacIntyre OR a self-aware DVD player with his DVD in it!

Yeah, we know... we ALL know. We saw it and we all thought you were a dick!*

And it would be "Lion't, Witch an't Wardrobe", not "ttttttttLIONttttttttttttWITCHttttttttANttttttttttWARDROBEtttttt".

* Name THAT comedy quote.

 

[him over there]

snap

Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

You wanted independence, you got it.

Not so great now, is it.

It's hardly independence when your older brother muscles in on everything you're trying to do.
This whole argument could have been avoided if you didn't ruin your potatoes and made halfway decent sausages like that Italy guy.

Keep blaming me, go ahead.

Anything to not blame yourself.

Want to know what I did when the world was trying to crush me? I created the biggest empire the world has ever seen, and then I was wise enough to let it go when the time was right so as not to be destroyed by it.

Our milk comes in bags,

Therefore Checkmate.

besides, your empire was hardly the biggest in history, merely the most recent of significance. Especially now that your older son will usurp you.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Bloody Yorkshiremen.

Bet you love reading T' Lion t' Witch an t' Wardrobe.

I had no idea I was speaking to Michael MacIntyre OR a self-aware DVD player with his DVD in it!

Yeah, we know... we ALL know. We saw it and we all thought you were a dick!*

And it would be "Lion't, Witch an't Wardrobe", not "ttttttttLIONttttttttttttWITCHttttttttANttttttttttWARDROBEtttttt".

* Name THAT comedy quote.

Now, now.

Being awfully aggressive aren't we?

What's wrong? Greggs run out of sausage rolls?

 

[Kinguendo]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! ' ' ' ' '.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

OI! Quit your carpin' on, you arent a Yorkshireman! We dont say "t" every other word like a stuttering sufferer of tourettes who is also mentally slow, if a sentence begins wi't word "The" then you say "The".

For example, "M'off darn't pit" if you are going down to the pit and want to save time by not saying "to" or "I am" or pronouncing "down" properly NOT "T'pit is closed today, so you waint find me scabbin' darn't pit! BLOODY THATCHER!".

Spread the word, there are only so many Yorkshiremen and we cant all be arse'd to correct every soddin' Southerner about speakin't Queens.

Also, "un"? We arent French, when do we ever say "un"? Unless we say "unless" like I just did!

Alright, i admit, i'm not a real Yorkshireman but in my defence you have realise that- LOOK A SQUIRREL!

...you'll never take me aliiiiiive

HEY! Thats a GREY Squirrel, bloody vermin! Killing't glorious Red Squirrel with their disease and dirty grey fur ruining everyones day like a fat cloud flicking you the Vs when you open your curtains in't morning.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snap

Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

You wanted independence, you got it.

Not so great now, is it.

It's hardly independence when your older brother muscles in on everything you're trying to do.
This whole argument could have been avoided if you didn't ruin your potatoes and made halfway decent sausages like that Italy guy.

Keep blaming me, go ahead.

Anything to not blame yourself.

Want to know what I did when the world was trying to crush me? I created the biggest empire the world has ever seen, and then I was wise enough to let it go when the time was right so as not to be destroyed by it.

Our milk comes in bags,

Therefore Checkmate.

besides, your empire was hardly the biggest in history, merely the most recent of significance. Especially now that your older son will usurp you.

You sure about that? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_empires]

America will never be an empire, not now that we have the wonderful system of mutually assured destruction.

 

[Kinguendo]

Now, now.

Being awfully aggressive aren't we?

What's wrong? Greggs run out of sausage rolls?

'Ere, you have Greggs too... dont go denying it. I see the crusty pastry flakes around your mouth! Greggs is a humble shop with a humble name, not some fancy shop pretending to sell liquid gold for your Seahorse... and THATS why you LOVE it!

EDIT: Also, that comedy quote was from That Mitchell and Webb Show. Smart lads, not from Yorkshire but we would be happy to oblige them.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Now, now.

Being awfully aggressive aren't we?

What's wrong? Greggs run out of sausage rolls?

'Ere, you have Greggs too... dont go denying it. I see the crusty pastry flakes around your mouth! Greggs is a humble shop with a humble name, not some fancy shop pretending to sell liquid gold for your Seahorse... and THATS why you LOVE it!

Okay.

You got me.

I fucking love Greggs.

I want a steak bake now...

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Bloody Yorkshiremen.

Bet you love reading T' Lion t' Witch an t' Wardrobe.

I had no idea I was speaking to Michael MacIntyre OR a self-aware DVD player with his DVD in it!

Yeah, we know... we ALL know. We saw it and we all thought you were a dick!*

And it would be "Lion't, Witch an't Wardrobe", not "ttttttttLIONttttttttttttWITCHttttttttANttttttttttWARDROBEtttttt".

* Name THAT comedy quote.

*Mitchell and Webb evil waiter sketch! what do i win?

 

[him over there]

snap

A bunch of poorly armed settlements colonized on a land they do not know that then rebelled against you is hardly a worthy empire. You should be more like that Rome fellow:
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besides, 'Merica doesn't need to 'stroy you, they just need to let their horrible uncultured influence taint everything until it doesn't matter what you call yourself, it will all be the same crap.

 

[Kinguendo]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Bloody Yorkshiremen.

Bet you love reading T' Lion t' Witch an t' Wardrobe.

I had no idea I was speaking to Michael MacIntyre OR a self-aware DVD player with his DVD in it!

Yeah, we know... we ALL know. We saw it and we all thought you were a dick!*

And it would be "Lion't, Witch an't Wardrobe", not "ttttttttLIONttttttttttttWITCHttttttttANttttttttttWARDROBEtttttt".

* Name THAT comedy quote.

*Mitchell and Webb evil waiter sketch! what do i win?

You win respect, only thing that matters in a world full of RESPs and ECTs.