Bangers & Mash!
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The fuck did you do to that bacon sarnie and what on Earth is on those chips? Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?geK0 said:
Oh you Americans. You'll never understand the simple beauty of bangers and mash, your efforts are so frivolous, so pointless.Pfheonix said:
You could have picked a better image for the bangers and mash. Two inch sausages, a drizzle of gravy and one baby potato's worth of mash? You dishonour our food with such meagre helpings.
Why even bother serving that? It's an empty plate to my eyes. An insult. An insult to our food, the empire and British honour I say!
But I drink coffee and have both tomato sauce with my fish and chips so what do I know of British honour.
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound my Beef Wellington...Malyc said:You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!
Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...
It's a fucking log of steak wrapped in fucking pastry!
LOSING AT CRICKET, WHY YOU POMMY BASTA-oh fuck it, this thread is too funny.
Here's to ye, bangers and mash. You're one of the few culinary things to come out of Britian that didn't taste like Satan's excrement.
PHWOAR!
Here's to ye, bangers and mash. You're one of the few culinary things to come out of Britian that didn't taste like Satan's excrement.
FUCK YEAH YANKEEEEEEEEE, BIT O' BEEF FOR THESE POMS!Malyc said:You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!
Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...
PHWOAR!
You damn yanks wouldn't know good beef if it fought a war of independance against you, went easy on your puny country and lost.Malyc said:You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!
Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...
Look at that cut. True British beef, cut straight and pink like it should be, served in it's own juices to taunt it. Man, I need Sunday to hurry up, I need a good roast.
Come now Thomas, we must flee before a retort can be thought up!
You don't wrap beef in pastry!!!Daystar Clarion said:Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound my Beef Wellington...Malyc said:You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!
Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...
It's a fucking log of steak wrapped in fucking pastry!
What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?Daystar Clarion said:
Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.
You Americans and your bacon.Malyc said:You don't wrap beef in pastry!!!Daystar Clarion said:Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound my Beef Wellington...Malyc said:You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!
Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...
It's a fucking log of steak wrapped in fucking pastry!
I wouldn't mind, but your bacon is bloody shite.
In it's natural environment, a cob.
You cheeky fucker... I can't think of a good retort to that because the damned theme song is now stuck in my head...The Unworthy Gentleman said:You damn yanks wouldn't know good beef if it fought a war of independance against you, went easy on your puny country and lost.Malyc said:You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!
Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...
Look at that cut. True British beef, cut straight and pink like it should be, served in it's own juices to taunt it. Man, I need Sunday to hurry up, I need a good roast.
Come now Thomas, we must flee before a retort can be thought up!
I NEED TO WASH IT AWAY WITH GOOD CANADIAN WHISKEY!!!
*pours himself a glass of Crown XR*
Don't try and explain it, he's to deeply entrenched in his own interests. he will never know the wonder of poutine, he probably thinks fries are chips.geK0 said:
That's no bacon sarnie. I know bacon sarnies and that is no ordinary bacon it's far too thick and there appears to be no fat. What's with the bread too? And what's under it? My God man, you've ruined that sandwich. Remove yourself at once!geK0 said:
Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?Daystar Clarion said:You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?Darth Carr said:
Wurst are not sausages.rhizhim said:first off, nice to give us your knowledge trough so many unwashed hands....salty.Daystar Clarion said:Yes children, it's that time again.
Time for you to open your minds so that I may pour my knowledge into it's most wrinkled places.
The hands are your brains and the water is my thirst quenching kn
"Ze bangers! Neeeeeeeiiiiiiin!"
and why would ZHE GERMANS scream NEIN, SCHWEINSHUND! when they practically spearheaded potatoes and sausages of any kind (close call to a innuendo) in their cooking culture?
anyway, i dont really like mash. can i have noodles or rice with the 'bangers'?
We have proper big bloody British pork sausages, with great big dollops of British mashed potatoes.
They're completely different.
Because I said so.
I have spoken.
The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way outDarth Carr said:Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?Daystar Clarion said:You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?Darth Carr said:
