Bangers & Mash!

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

This thread is like Scandinavia and the World, from the perspective of the other countries. That's fine with me. Though, I've got a great idea! We here in "the colonies", as you outdated old humbugs like to say, can take your precious bangers and mash, build a fast food empire around them, and thoroughly ruin them, so that when our tourists go visit you, they can complain how you don't have "real bangers and mash"--just like we did with everyone else's special foods! Hahahahaha! Feel our infuriating sense of culture absorption!

And, to round it out:

Spoiler: Mmm, Tasty.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

You fiend!

You will do no such thing.

I will kill you with my bear hands.

Spoiler: My bear hands!

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

You fiend!

You will do no such thing.

I will kill you with my bear hands.

Spoiler: My bear hands!

We can and we will.

[spoiler = >]

[/spoiler]

Move towards me in an aggressive manner, male sibling.

EDIT:
Forgot to quote ><

 

[Furbyz]

Strange, silly, and backwards people that aren't me. Don't you all know the true majesty of 'Merican cuisine? I speak, of course, of the noble gumbo. Behold its deliciousness.

Also, I've been told of the Irish's frying prowess. Texas fries Coca-cola.

Your move Ireland.

 

[Doneeee]

'slow claps' this is the best thread I have ever seen. Although it made me hungry and I can't eat because I threw up today

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Oh "bangers and mash" right. You see in the real world, a little place called Merica' we call that mashed potatoes and sausage. Silly Englishman and your imaginary words.

The irony is killing me here.

An American, criticising the English for making up words.

That's just too much

How dare you insult the greatest country in the world.

I issue you a challenge in your native tongue.

 

[Starik20X6]

I entered this thread expecting the cartoon of the same name. I leave disappointed, and slightly hungrier.

This. And here I was thinking I was the only person who remembered this show ever existed.

"Bangers and Mash! Bangers and Mash! The chimps are imps there ain't no doubt..."

As for the meal, it was more or less the default when I was growing up. Thus for me it has come to symbolise blandness, monotony and a heaping pile of meh.

 

[Malyc]

Tea is not proper source of caffeine. Coffee is.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VCsqWxa1ENQ/TZI2HmpA6pI/AAAAAAAACUk/jQfDtz-68mg/s400/YOU-ARE-BAD-AND-YOU-SHOULD-FEEL-BAD.jpg
Coffee is clearly the inferior cousin of tea. Tea can be enjoyed hot or cold, in a variety of flavours, and can either wake you up or send you to sleep as required.
Coffee is not tasty, and gives you jitters. Therefore inferior.

'

So... what you're trying to tell me is that there is ONLY one flavor of coffee? And coffee can only be enjoyed hot?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MAN??? There are several companies who make ALL THE MONEY by offering flavored coffee, iced coffee, and everything else!

As for the send you to sleep, well... I've become so used to caffeine that even a 32 oz of Rockstar or Monster couldn't keep me up, let alone a cup of coffee.

 

[Nuuu]

I dont mind Bangers and Mash, but im not as fond of it now because as soon as my mom found out i liked it, that was what was for dinner for pretty much every day or 2 for the next few weeks...

 

[lacktheknack]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

Clever girl.....

You win this one Mr. Clarion.

But be warned, we will be watching and we will determine the perfect moment to strike.

And when we do, we will replace all of your tea with Earl Grey.

Earl Grey is tea.

Also, I fucking love Earl Grey.

Damn you.
I hear nothing but bad things about Earl Grey from my rellies across the pond.
They say it has no flavour.
Okay, we will replace it with the shitty Lipton shit.

You fiend!

You will do no such thing.

I will kill you with my bear hands.

Spoiler: My bear hands!

Oh God.

The weeaboo bear overlords really did get to you.

;_;

 

[AnotherAvatar]

MFW this whole thread wasn't about the minor Dragon Quest VIII characters...

(Side Note: Cool, now I can troll the Captcha instead of it trolling me. It asked me: "Describe this brand with any words" Naturally I replied "super gay".)

 

[Nickolai77]

I fucking hate chavs.

Ruining our country's classy image.

I say we invade the continent with exceedingly good manners, a snappy dress sense and copious amounts of tea, crumpets and (if you wish) mashed potato.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Sometimes I like it with Gravy.

Other times I like it with beans.

True story.

 

[Akytalusia]

Don't care what anyone says, we have the best food in the world. Fucking FACT!

I mean come on!

Look at this food! LOOK AT IT! Now start being jealous!

i see. i am. that looks damn tasty.

for mods: just in case that didn't meet your precious minimum character count; the above sentiment indicates my submission to Hazy992's demands.

 

[tokae]

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

Heyheyhey, HEY! Switzerland!?!!??!!
That's harsh.. I don't really know how to respond to that, but I'll do my best.

Spoiler

 

[Bertylicious]

British Cuisine:

Which is basically the same as bangers and mash; potato and "meat".