Bangers & Mash!

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.
EDIT: changed picture for deliciousness sake

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

 

[Mariakko]

Yeah... us Kiwis are pretty useless, to this day our Air Force insignia is still a flightless bird inside a target.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yes children, it's that time again.

Time for you to open your minds so that I may pour my knowledge into it's most wrinkled places.

The hands are your brains and the water is my thirst quenching kn

"Ze bangers! Neeeeeeeiiiiiiin!"

first off, nice to give us your knowledge trough so many unwashed hands....salty.

and why would ZHE GERMANS scream NEIN, SCHWEINSHUND! when they practically spearheaded potatoes and sausages of any kind (close call to a innuendo) in their cooking culture?


anyway, i dont really like mash. can i have noodles or rice with the 'bangers'?

Spoiler: if not i will make you feel really arkward

Wurst are not sausages.

We have proper big bloody British pork sausages, with great big dollops of British mashed potatoes.

They're completely different.

Because I said so.

I have spoken.

you can't deny the truth! wurst IS sausages!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Spoiler: I don't think so

You search your feelings.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Oh "bangers and mash" right. You see in the real world, a little place called Merica' we call that mashed potatoes and sausage. Silly Englishman and your imaginary words.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Oh "bangers and mash" right. You see in the real world, a little place called Merica' we call that mashed potatoes and sausage. Silly Englishman and your imaginary words.

The irony is killing me here.

An American, criticising the English for making up words.

That's just too much

 

[bobmus]

Pure lies.

Everyone knows bangers and mash was clearly just thought up by every British person at once on one rainy Thursday afternoon.

Also, they are the only acceptable Tesco ready meal. I should know, I've eaten all the others.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Pure lies.

Everyone knows bangers and mash was clearly just thought up by every British person at once on one rainy Thursday afternoon.

Also, they are the only acceptable Tesco ready meal. I should know, I've eaten all the others.

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

It's a sandwich with back bacon... I see nothing wrong with that : \

And that's a poutine! it's fries (not chips) with beef gravy and cheese curds!

That's no bacon sarnie. I know bacon sarnies and that is no ordinary bacon it's far too thick and there appears to be no fat. What's with the bread too? And what's under it? My God man, you've ruined that sandwich. Remove yourself at once!

It's Canadian bacon you fool!

Spoiler: your ignorance deserves a nice, swift slap to the face

Ah, Canadian bacon... Love it.

Also:

Spoiler: Tourtière

Blows any kind of sausage out of the water.

 

[lacktheknack]

NEWLY ADDED TO MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL SUPPLY LIST:

All the British sausages I can find.

And mash.

Can't forget the mash.

 

[bobmus]

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

Blind luck, caffeine and a stiff upper lip?

Let's settle on the fact that tea was discovered when man first tasted the Thames. The Thames was then ruined as a tea supply by greed and pollution, but the miracle of tea lived on in bags of magic dust supplied by local druids.
http://egotistsclub.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/milk-tea.jpg

 

[Daystar Clarion]

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

Blind luck, caffeine and a stiff upper lip?

Let's settle on the fact that tea was discovered when man first tasted the Thames. The Thames was then ruined as a tea supply by greed and pollution, but the miracle of tea lived on in bags of magic dust supplied by local druids.
http://egotistsclub.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/milk-tea.jpg

Well yes, this is the first thing every British child is taught, before they learn to walk, even.

 

[Malyc]

That is totally not the case.

How else do you think we won the war?

With strategy and manpower?

Bah, nonsense.

Blind luck, caffeine and a stiff upper lip?

Let's settle on the fact that tea was discovered when man first tasted the Thames. The Thames was then ruined as a tea supply by greed and pollution, but the miracle of tea lived on in bags of magic dust supplied by local druids.
http://egotistsclub.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/milk-tea.jpg

Tea is not proper source of caffeine.

Spoiler: Coffee is

 

[bobmus]

Tea is not proper source of caffeine. Coffee is.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VCsqWxa1ENQ/TZI2HmpA6pI/AAAAAAAACUk/jQfDtz-68mg/s400/YOU-ARE-BAD-AND-YOU-SHOULD-FEEL-BAD.jpg
Coffee is clearly the inferior cousin of tea. Tea can be enjoyed hot or cold, in a variety of flavours, and can either wake you up or send you to sleep as required.
Coffee is not tasty, and gives you jitters. Therefore inferior.

 

[Cpu46]

After the Pancake/Flapjack debacle I know better than to disagree with you. But for this topic I have no reason to. Mashed potatoes and Sausage of any quality are wonderful together.