Barbarian

[snakevin]

Hey guys, I have recently found out, I want to be a barbarian, can you guys help me make a list of things I should achieve to help attain barbarian status? So far I have raged, I have had increased speed and strength while raging, I was able to make a kid headbutt a wall through intimidation, popped a kid's blood vessel through my own headbutt, attacked a kid for sacking me by beating him for 5 minutes, after which, I fell over in pain from getting kicked their, and have used a kid as a weapon to attack another kid. What else should I put on my list?

 

[Acier]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Not enough pillaging, what are you waiting for?!

 

[snakevin]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Claymore, big caveman hair, fake muscles, and a helmet with 2 horns

 

[thepopeofatheism]

You should bang your head against a wall until your grasp of the English language has slipped considerably.

Hmm, on second thought, you may have that going for you already.

 

[Souldemon8]

u also need ale and wenches dnt forget the wenches

 

[snakevin]

You should bang your head against a wall until your grasp of the English language has slipped considerably.

Hmm, on second thought, you may have that going for you already.

Ouch, I'm hurt...

 

[Tyranicus]

Skulls hanging on a necklace around your neck, also hollow out your brother or sisters skull for drinking purposes.

 

[Acier]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

 

[DoctorNick]

You need a character sheet, [http://jetfuel.metalbat.com/blah/D&D%20Character%20Sheet.png] the players handbook and a Game Master... [http://cdn-viper.demandvideo.com/media/e2217dec-35e6-48e7-8e28-19e6a7ee23ed/jpeg/cd35c83b-c3b8-4fde-b0ab-6f8bf6e9b750_2.jpg]

...

Oh, you meant for 'real?'

A sword, fur loincloth and a bad attitude.

 

[snakevin]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

True, true, I accept, but guys, I'm not talking outfit wise, I mean like physically and mentally wise

 

[Hiphophippo]

I don't know where you live, but if it's not the frozen north then you're doing it all wrong.

 

[Death916]

exactly how many rapes have you committed in the past month? any less then 10 and you need work.

 

[Pimppeter2]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Like this

I would put that up as an inspirational poster.

 

[snakevin]

I don't know where you live, but if it's not the frozen north then you're doing it all wrong.

I live in Canada

 

[CD-R]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

Exactly!!! Plate male is for pansies.

 

[Hiphophippo]

I don't know where you live, but if it's not the frozen north then you're doing it all wrong.

I live in Canada

That's a great start. Pack up essential supplies and start hiking north.

 

[snakevin]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

Spoiler: how is thing not clingy? And he's more of a man than you.

Exactly!!! Plate male is for pansies.

The skin of my enemies shall protect me well enough

 

[snakevin]

I don't know where you live, but if it's not the frozen north then you're doing it all wrong.

I live in Canada

That's a great start. Pack up essential supplies and start hiking north.

How far north?