Barbarian

[Tiny116]

You need to increase rage to Beserk and froth at the mouth
Drink lots of Ale/mead
and become aquainted with many many wenches

EDIT:

Guys, I am thinking more along the line of a chaotic good, maybe evil barbarian, not something like the vikings

Dosn't that pretty much sum up Vikings?

 

[bjj hero]

You are not a barbarian until you have punched a camel, knocking it out with one blow...

 

[Davrel]

Improve your rape and pillage abilities; practice makes perfect!

And use this line: “I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” - Ideal for setting the 'mood' during a good pillage.

 

[snakevin]

You need to increase rage to Beserk and froth at the mouth
Drink lots of Ale/mead
and become aquainted with many many wenches

EDIT:

Guys, I am thinking more along the line of a chaotic good, maybe evil barbarian, not something like the vikings

Dosn't that pretty much sum up Vikings?

True, but I am looking as a more modern barbarian, and what do you mean increase my rage to berserk?

 

[cuddly_tomato]

You need a scantily clad barbarian side-kick wench, kinda like this lady...

Spoiler

...who is looking rather chilly.

I have never really understood why fantasy women need less armour, but I like it.

 

[Tharwen]

Forget any word longer than 'slaughter'. You won't need them.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Ohh and I forgot.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.

 

[Tiny116]

You need to increase rage to Beserk and froth at the mouth
Drink lots of Ale/mead
and become aquainted with many many wenches

EDIT:

Guys, I am thinking more along the line of a chaotic good, maybe evil barbarian, not something like the vikings

Dosn't that pretty much sum up Vikings?

True, but I am looking as a more modern barbarian, and what do you mean increase my rage to berserk?

Modern barbarian? Isn't that basically Rambo? XD

Don't know how true it is but there are lots of references to it in fantasy.
Basically a beserker is:

1.Injuriously, maniacally, or furiously violent or out of control
or
1.A crazed Norse warrior who fought in a frenzy

 

[RanD00M]

You still need to rape and pillage a little to achieve full Barabrianship.We don´t allow just anyone into our ranks.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Pillage women, rape donkeys and ride their food.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

You need an axe that's larger than your head, a battle cry that can rupture eardrums, and an innate ability to avoid Romans. They tend to ruin thing with their "civilization."

To bad nine tines out of ten you will be killed by these guys,

So true, so true.

Screw barbarians. Join a legion.
Hail Caesar!

 

[chenry]

You felt pain. You can't be a barbarian.

 

[snakevin]

You felt pain. You can't be a barbarian.

When did I show pain?

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

You need to develop a taste for dog, then you'll be a happy barbarian. Finding a quality dry cleaner that specializes in loin cloths wouldn't hurt either.

 

[TheMatt]

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

this is the most important part. No one will take you seriously until you are running around in furbased skivvies.

 

[Plurralbles]

You also need to kill a full grown, prime grizzly bear with your bear hands.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

You need a battle axe.

And a a clingy, revealing outfit made of fur.

Sort of a male.... Don't think I should have anything clingy

sorry chum, goes with the territory-you also have to have oiled muscles, though you can get girls to do this part...

 

[Trifixion]

Self-sufficiency is a key. You have to be able to survive on your own without support from "society."

Wear only clothes made from natural materials.

Practice developing your senses of smell and hearing. You will need these as much as your sight, if not more. Learn to be observant.

Deny nothing about yourself. Accept both your positive and negative traits.

Also, develop an Austrian accent. And get some damn cool theme music.

 

[Zannah]

That's a great start. Pack up essential supplies and start hiking north.

How far north?[/quote]

Until they speak russky.