Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

[Tharwen]

"Enjoying your poo?"

...they cleaned the walls of that one a couple of years ago, destroying decades of local history in one swift and decisive strike.

 

[dee_dubs]

The weirdest one I've ever seen was a drunken apology from some guy to his girlfriend. Written in a cubicle. In the mens room. Did he think she was going to come in and read it there?

How drunk do you have to be before that seems like a good idea.

 

[rathorn14]

"Smile if you like it in the butt."

 

[klaynexas3]

On one of the toilet cubicle walls of the school I go to I wrote "Is this the real life?" (As in the first line of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen).

By the end of the week almost the rest of the songs lyrics were written up...

...I've never been so proud of my school.

i love your school now.
i'm gonna see if i can get the portal lyrics started in one of the stalls at my school. i'm in school right now, so we'll see how things go til the end of the day.


one i saw was the world will end in 7 days, my response was "7, thats a little optimistic, i give it 3". this was a week before osama was killed....islam toilet prophet maybe?

 

[Tamama]

"This stall door holds the power to force you to read. No matter what I write here, you shall be forced to continue reading. *forgotten randomness..*"

 

[DanDanikov]

I've seen 'FIRST' on an otherwise pristine wall after the university's annual bathroom repainting this year. It's kinda old on forums, but in that context amused me.

I've also seen some fair poetry, but most of the local stuff is racist and political (mainly about the Scottish Nationalist Party, or Muslims), critiques and insults based on previous wall-work, and crude images.

A good one I've heard of, but not seen personally, is 'look left' written on the right wall, and 'look right' on the left.

 

[Wierdguy]

This one takes sone explaining but... at my old school there were 4 programs - construction, estetical, science and social. Each program had a stereotype attatched to it. Construction was kind of stupid and childish but good with hard labour, estetical was a mix of a hippie/emo/goth, science was your typical science nerd and social was your standard spoiled teenager.

So over the course of about a month the following appear on a toilet wall - each line written sepperatley in different marker and the arrows pointing at them by a fifth person.

Estetic---> Where no bird can sing...
Social---> Go cry emokid!
Science---> But they'll die of a lack of oxygen in here!
Construction ---> Penis.

Maybe not all that fun to outsiders - made a lot of people at my school laugh though.

 

[koschei8]

"I wish pooping smelled as good as it felt"-Fern

 

[Wutaiflea]

So what sort of wise or funny things have you seen written on the walls and doors of a public bathroom?

There was actually an entire series of books dedicated to this exact topic, full of various bits of wisdom, poetry and drawings on toilet walls (and later, other walls, motorway bridges and the like).
I remember a friend's dad had the full set of them, which we used to find hilarious as many of them were extremely rude, and I was about 8. I tried to find them on le interweb for you, but no joy.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

In a Port-a-Pot in Iraq, i sat down to do my business and looked around. Of course, it's a military 'facility,' which inevitably means the walls are covered in things that would make a shock jock blush.

But in a little corner, all by itself, was one term... **** curtains (A term for certain parts of the female vagina). And for some reason, that stupid name just cracked me up. I don't know why at all. I went into my office afterwards and told my NCOIC about it, and he cracked up to. My OIC (A female) then asked what the term meant... we wouldn't tell her. She googled in and started squealing, which set me and my NCOIC off into laughter again.

/sigh

Good times.

As opposed to what? The Male vagina?

This site has a lot of fake '-sexuals.'

Didn't want to get those people confused.

Well, that was unnecessarily confrontational. Sounds like someone needs to spend some time in the chamber of understanding.

OT: There's a bathroom in my college where someone scratched "WHITE POWER" onto the wall. Someone else added "RANGER" at the end to make it seem less racist.

I always have to think that it sounds like a brand of washing powder.





TT:
I like the classics

most stuff at uni is either dirty lil poems (which translate badly) or jokes about other departments.
Especially against the Law or sport students

 

[BabySinclair]

"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

and "You may cover the works of my pen, but the poop house poet will strike again."

Two (now gone) poems from the summer camp where I work sometimes.

 

[RabbidKuriboh]

"all gays are gay!"

to this day I still can't tell if its meant to be ironic

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

So what sort of wise or funny things have you seen written on the walls and doors of a public bathroom?

There was actually an entire series of books dedicated to this exact topic, full of various bits of wisdom, poetry and drawings on toilet walls (and later, other walls, motorway bridges and the like).
I remember a friend's dad had the full set of them, which we used to find hilarious as many of them were extremely rude, and I was about 8. I tried to find them on le interweb for you, but no joy.

'Graffiti, The Scrawl of the Wild' by any chance? My family had one as well.

I'm a big fan of the classics myself 'If you can read this, you're peeing on your shoes.'

 

[Booze Zombie]

"What's up? Oh, the usual..."

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

The first thing that comes to mind was in a Walmart, and was HUGE (okay, not HUGE, but it was written far bigger than anything else. I could read this from the toiler without my glasses, which means its pretty big).

"If you're reading this, you're taking a shit." Proper grammar as well, which may be why it had stuck with me so long.

Another good one was at a truck stop bathroom, that actually had a gloryhole. I always thought those were of myth and legend. Above the hole, it just said "not worth it", which meant it must be pretty bad. What makes a free BJ not worth it?

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Sadly, the most creative thing I've ever seen carved or scribbled into a bathroom stall wall is "My ex-girlfriends number: *insert a series of digits here*" Otherwise, it's nothing but swastikas, pentagram/heartagrams, and or one-word-four-letter-profanity around here.

Sometimes even all of the above!

 

[Lagslayer]

I found both of these on the same wall... uncensored of course.


There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose d*** was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped of his chin,
"If my ass was a c*** I would f*** it"


He who writes on bathroom walls
rolls his s*** in little balls.
He who reads these words of wit
eats the little balls of s***.

 

[EHKOS]

As Witchata falls, so falls Witchata falls.

I thought I was the only one who liked that movie!