Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

[omega 616]

I once wrote "Stop writing on the walls" in a stall that was apparently in the middle of a gang war between the "east side" and the "west side".

Were they writing on the correct walls, it would be perfect if it was.

On topic. I can't offer any quotes. The people around my area have an IQ lower than a snakes belly, if they had a good idea they would be in hospital for a week.

We just got straight men drawing cocks, which strikes me as odd. Do women draw vaginas on there walls?

 

[jaoblia]

My favourite, in one of my highschool bathrooms, "frick the polece"

 

[ddrfr33k]

At the Community College where I work, there's a lot of minority students. One of my personal favorite comments: "Dumb n***as, gangs don't study!" This was shortly after someone was arrested for possession of a firearm on campus.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I once walked into a the women's (I'm a male. Shut up, I'm not perverted, its part of the job, and important in the story later) theatre bathroom and someone had written in shit a bunch of profane and racial words. Other people had scratched into worse stuff. SO I sighed, ready to get to work to clean it up or just paint over the scratches till the paint fills in the marks, when I got pulled away.

so I closed off the bathroom, figured I'd get back to it, cause there was only one theatre that needed to let out. In it there was only one person, and it was a pregnant teen girl who I talked with while I cleaned (I was alone that day, scheduling complications. You're not supposed to be cause you might get shot, and they like to have two people there, that way at least someone can call an ambulance while you bleed out, or go on cleaning) so I didnt feel alone. She helped me out a bit, told me this was the only thing she could do with her disposable income for the month and meet a balanced budget, then left and wished me a good night.

So I go back to the bathroom, go to the stall, dreading to look at it, and when I opened the door, all I see are pink sticky notes over the scratches and shit smears with encouraging things like "I appreciate you cleaning this for me " or "you do a great service, thank you " or "Dont worry, you're better then these people ".

Really made the work easier, and while cleaning, I realized it was the Preg girl, and that she even went so far as to clean off some of the shit. I made sure everytime she came back, she got in for free, snacks where at discount price, and she always got the best and cleanest seat. And that her movie was never interrupted by the people that like to interrupt movies for other people.


.... I dont now, seemed awesome and nice to me. When all I susually see is scratched in swearing or graphic images.

 

[KaiRai]

call [number here] 4 sex.

 

[Catalyst6]

I always love the writings in the Science and Engineering building at my university. Write a problem on the wall and someone will solve it for you, correctly.

I also saw a equation there with the note "Plug into WA" (Wolfram-Alpha). It made a heart!

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

"If you just heard the door open you've got about 10 seconds to live, have fun taking a shit"

 

[loc978]

In a Port-a-Pot in Iraq, i sat down to do my business and looked around. Of course, it's a military 'facility,' which inevitably means the walls are covered in things that would make a shock jock blush.

But in a little corner, all by itself, was one term... **** curtains (A term for certain parts of the female vagina). And for some reason, that stupid name just cracked me up. I don't know why at all. I went into my office afterwards and told my NCOIC about it, and he cracked up to. My OIC (A female) then asked what the term meant... we wouldn't tell her. She googled in and started squealing, which set me and my NCOIC off into laughter again.

/sigh

Good times.

That just reminded me of one that surprised the hell out of me in its simple poetry. All it said was this:

Some of you may come in here to piss or to shit
I just come here to fuck my fist.

...good times.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

I read this thread end to end and I would have extended it by another full page if I had quoted each one that made me laugh.

My personal favorite was in a stall at my college. Someone had scratched
"Fuck you, Fuck the world, Fuck it all." into the paint and someone else had come in and used a marker to right "Love" over each instance of "Fuck".

So in the end it read. "Love you, Love the world, Love it all."

Either a very classy person didn't like the F-bomb, or a world class trolling pro also goes to my college.

 

[AWC Viper]

Read the bathroom walls in the mana bar in fortitude valley.

 

[Aurgelmir]

There are two I always remember...

Some people come here to sit and think,
while others come here to shit and stink.
But I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writings on the walls.

Seen that one too, although it was written on a post-it note and put on the bathroom door

 

[TheAbominableDan]

My favorite is "Incest is relative"

 

[Aurgelmir]

The funniest I've ever seen was in a public bathroom "I'm Trisexual" Eh?

This person goes for men, women and transgender's I presume? Either that or they got their definitions wrong and also goes for animals or aliens or something (s/he likes to be probed tehehe)

Last time I went to a public bathroom I was offered coke, so I can't remember the last thing I saw written

Maybe it's just about tricycles?

didn't they have that one in Sex in the City? (I recall from the commercials for the show)

"I am a trisexual, I try everything once"

 

[Betancore]

The public toilets in Melbourne reflect the population. The walls are full of pretentious crap about veganism. Sure, live whatever lifestyle you want, but don't debate about it on the bathroom wall. Actually, do. It's riveting. I mean, it's better than the engravings of penises. I do recall a particularly well made point that was scrawled underneath a comment about Jesus dying for our sins. It said 'so do all the men and women in the defense force' or something. Well. That's nice.

 

[Adecristo]

"You can feel this? You can, you're observed too, ain't you?!"
It's quite meh, yet it gave me creeps that time. And the fact it was an old toilet in the middle of nowhere, at 2:00 a.m., didn't help.

 

[General_Potatoes]

"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

One time I encountered this little rhyme

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have crabs, now so do you.

These are priceless XD Laughing so hard right now. Think I might just ROFL right now.

 

[Gincairn]

I think the best one i ever saw was in the Colchester Institute.

"And now a message from the church of euthanasia. . . Save the planet! Kill Yourself. . . That is all."

And written underneath that "You save it first mate"

 

[Nouw]

Well not writings but I've seen a giant penis (going across two walls) in a changing room of my school.

To be frank this is the kind immaturity I loathe.
[sub]Was pretty damn funny though.[/sub]

 

[Anjel]

I found a... measuring tool... in some public toilets once. Bunch of lads had put markers as to how long their members were - obviously some ridiculous ones there, unless elephants use the public loo. One guy had put a ~3" marker on and wrote next to it "-but my balls are HUGE". Made me chuckle.

And at my place of work someone wrote "COMPANY NAME is shit"... in shit. Wrongun.