Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.
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Well, that was unnecessarily confrontational. Sounds like someone needs to spend some time in the chamber of understanding.AccursedTheory said:
OT: There's a bathroom in my college where someone scratched "WHITE POWER" onto the wall. Someone else added "RANGER" at the end to make it seem less racist.
one of the cubicles in my university last year was just COVERED in writing, everything was hilarious and last summer it got painted over, last time i went in there all there was on the walls was "R.I.P cubicle of knowledge and epicness" and where the bog roll holder was ripped off the wall leaving a wall debit the words "Fossilised Pinapple?" and an arrow, which cracked me and a friend up quite badly.
There are two I always remember...
Some people come here to sit and think,
while others come here to shit and stink.
But I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writings on the walls.
... and...
Don't look now, but there's something crawling on your balls.
Some people come here to sit and think,
while others come here to shit and stink.
But I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writings on the walls.
... and...
Don't look now, but there's something crawling on your balls.
One time in a restroom I read a poem...it goes as such.
'There once was a man who sat on a bowl,
he strained so hard he shit out his soul.
Clasping his hands, he prayed in doubt,
that God will come and fish it out.'
'There once was a man who sat on a bowl,
he strained so hard he shit out his soul.
Clasping his hands, he prayed in doubt,
that God will come and fish it out.'
These are all from the wall in my school toilets...
"Jesus saves, but would it have been better if he'd invested?"
"I just wrote on the wall. Take that Society!"
(my personal favorite)
"Why look here when the joke is in your hand?"
Also there are posters on the door and walls reminding us to wash our hands (I know) which get comment under them such as...
"What are you my mother?"
"How will you know? You're not watching me, or are you?"
"But they're so tasty!"
"Jesus saves, but would it have been better if he'd invested?"
"I just wrote on the wall. Take that Society!"
(my personal favorite)
"Why look here when the joke is in your hand?"
Also there are posters on the door and walls reminding us to wash our hands (I know) which get comment under them such as...
"What are you my mother?"
"How will you know? You're not watching me, or are you?"
"But they're so tasty!"
A few I've seen around my college campus:
"Here I sit, broken hearted.
I came to shit and only farted."
An entire poem devoted to the Green Lantern (which I forget now - it took up most of a stall door.)
Underneath someone wrote, "Green Lantern's a fag."
Under that, "You wish."
I once added to a lengthy list of scribbles in a washroom, "A lot of people shit with pens."
A week later, I noticed someone responded, "I know, eh!"
"Here I sit, broken hearted.
I came to shit and only farted."
An entire poem devoted to the Green Lantern (which I forget now - it took up most of a stall door.)
Underneath someone wrote, "Green Lantern's a fag."
Under that, "You wish."
I once added to a lengthy list of scribbles in a washroom, "A lot of people shit with pens."
A week later, I noticed someone responded, "I know, eh!"
I've got a couple.
On a freshly painted wall -
They paint these walls to stop my pen
But the shit-house poet has struck again!
1:Jesus saves
2:Moses invests.
Free Tibet!
(scribbled underneath)
With every order of rice!
Above a urinal -
Don't look here, the real joke is in your hand
F*ck me S*ck me make me bleed
Kinky sex is what I need
also you should all check out
http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/
For a good laugh
On a freshly painted wall -
They paint these walls to stop my pen
But the shit-house poet has struck again!
1:Jesus saves
2:Moses invests.
Free Tibet!
(scribbled underneath)
With every order of rice!
Above a urinal -
Don't look here, the real joke is in your hand
F*ck me S*ck me make me bleed
Kinky sex is what I need
also you should all check out
http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/
For a good laugh
GrimTuesday said:
God Made Animals
Great and Small
Some that slither
and some that crawl
and (City Name Blanked Out)'s Police
Employ them all!
Great and Small
Some that slither
and some that crawl
and (City Name Blanked Out)'s Police
Employ them all!
I have a pic of it on my phone. Next to the rhyme, there's an arrow pointing to a peephole.
LOL!Sansha said:
one at my school says above the mirror "you are beautiful" wtf? then in a cubicle it said something like "am i pretty?" or something simmilar then what was written underneath was "hell no" xD that was funny
