Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

[sneakypenguin]

"obama is watching you piss" with a picture of a monkey

Then on the TP dispenser someone put "diploma dispenser"

People always put "toy story 2 was okay" i've seen that one a bunch.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"Why look here when the joke is in your hand?"

That's the best one I've read so far. I actually kind of want to go write that on my school's bathroom wall now.

Haha, the guy who wrote it is one of my friends. Very witty, especially considering he's autistic.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Since I work in construction, the porta-loos are always covered by peoples attempts at wit. Most of them revolve around:

"So-and-So like some unnatural sexual act!"
"So-and-So is an asskisser/apple-polisher/bootlicker/etc."
"Free (insert trade name here) certificates!" with an arrow pointing to the crap-wrapper container.

The best I can remember, though, was some back-and-forth discussion about some particular guy on a site, between himself and some other tradesman, and it had gotten to an exchange of fighting words by the time I saw it; I chipped in with "Why don't you just step inside and settle this like women?: and signed my name to it.

Funny enough, non one ever asked my about it, although I overhead people discussing it for a couple days afterwards.

 

[The Thinker]

I once saw "The last man on earth stood in a room. There was a knock on the door."

Then his wife asked "Can I come in?"

 

[Conn1496]

The only thing I have ever read on a toilet stall wall was, "If you can't write, don't do it in public.", mainly because everything else was unreadable/junk. It's kinda funny that someone so obviously witty would write on a toilet stall wall. =P

 

[zombiejoe]

"Taking a dump I see."

I love that one

 

[GwydeanRunix]

Once, I was at Barnes & Noble with some friends and I went to the bathroom. Whilst hastily peeing, I noticed scribbled on the wall next to me and written there was simply, "You just lost the game."
Not very original, but it made me chuckle.

 

[Above]

apart from Bobby 2k9 4eva Luvin cody? -.-

best one i've saw was easily

"Save babies,take a shit."

I was like,WTF?

 

[The Random One]

I can't remember any of the witty ones, except for one that was written in tiny script near the bottom of the stall door: Sit down, you're sitting on the floor.

I remember it because I had seen it as part of a joke online, and had now found a real life version.

 

[dogenzakaminion]

My favorite is at my Uni, where someone wrote "I'm standing right behind you" on the stall wall. Someone else wrote underneath; "Too bad, now you have poo on your shoes"

Another was a list of porn websites where each site was from a different contributor. Yeah my Uni is pretty weird.

 

[keideki]

Something that I pride myself on is coming up with (sort of anyways) writing this message on the wall:

I'm Commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite stall on the Citadel.

That, to this day, is still on every stall wall at my place of work.

You are now my hero.

I've seen a couple good ones here and there, but the one that stands out to me the most was a very detailed picture of a woman carved into the wall of a stall with the words "If you have had sex with this woman, get tested" Almost like a PSA... had me cracking up for days.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

The best thing I've ever read on the wall of a bathroom was "To have faith in god, is to not have faith in humanity".

Dang, mostly I just see mispelled curse words, I wish I saw more philosophy on bathroom walls.

I once read "You are special in your own way" which made me quite happy because everyone else writes horrible racist and bigoted things.

Haha, that is nice

Mostly I only see things I simply don't understand or someone's phone number a note about sex : /

 

[chowderface]

My school actually has a "graffiti wall" in the commons where people are encouraged to put their illicit shenanigans so they don't put it all over the bathroom walls. Being an art college the graffiti is of a somewhat different class (this term it includes Rigby-as-Gollum, and Derpy Hooves with cleavage. In both cases, the extraneous concept appears to have been added later by a somewhat less skilled artist).

That said, we still get some interesting standard-issue crapper commentary. The best one had to be this one time when there was a whole complicated math problem on the door. It said to ignore order of operations, and one of the parts of the equation was "the number of sticky notes you've seen today"; I first saw it on a day when there were a lot of post-its around the school, so they were clearly driving at something. I never did go back and solve that one.

 

[2-part Epoxy]

"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted"

"Later on, I took a chance; tried to fart, and shit my pants."

 

[madmatt]

"Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art"

i saw that once in the university toilets, and thought it was nice.

I once saw two people (the same ones judging by the handwriting) have an argument all the way down a wall about whether socialism is a good idea or not. Beats the normal racist slurs I guess

 

[Dectomax]

On the wall above a urinal at some facility related to rockets:

"Look Up"
(On ceiling)
"You are now in launch position"

This made me lol so bad xD

 

[chetoos]

I've never seen it, but I just thought it up:
"Tenet ille immania saxa"
Direct quote from the Aeneid, meaning "That man has huge stones"
I am going to talk to my latin class about it on monday

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I once wrote "Stop writing on the walls" in a stall that was apparently in the middle of a gang war between the "east side" and the "west side".

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

One stall had something from Billy Connolly written on it, very awesome nonetheless...

Life's a waste of time
Time's a waste of life
If you're wasted all the time
You'll have the time of your life

My favorite was,

Don't flush! That's when the toilet bomb explodes.

 

[shwnbob]

One time, "just ask her." was written on a bathroom wall. I took that advice to heart and asked a girl out, I broke up with her an hour later but I never would have got that far if it weren't for that bathroom wall.