Batman soars through your window.

[AvsJoe]

This would be my honest reaction. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wdHxyGcLoQ

lol nothing I can say would be funnier than this video.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"Halloween is in two weeks, and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!"

That is what I'd say.

 

[Kenko]

Tell him to reorganize my games he just sent flying accross the floor.

 

[Buizel91]

What?!
I flew into my own window?

Hello Bruce Wayne... ;D

OT: Get my duvet over me...quickly...

Seriously though. No idea, freak out and ask wtf he is doing in my bedroom...

 

[Gunner 51]

Get the man's autograph and wish him luck against the Joker. (But to go easy on Harley Quinn.)

 

[ThreeWords]

What?!
I flew into my own window?

This is also my response

Further more, I must therefore have just quoted myself...

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Well considering a man in black just came flying through my window...find the nearest weapon and scream for help =p
When I realise its Batman, punch him for scaring me then ask what he's doing there

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Knowming my luck I'll be having a fap moment or somethinhg equally embarrassing when that happens -_-

I'd say "What the F*%K??!*gaps* Rapist!!

*sort of refrencing Zero Punctuation's review of Batman: Arkhem Asylum*

No joke, if you saw a guy with a bat costume flying through your window your first thoughts are usually 1)rapist 2)criminal/burglar

 

[Leopard]

Hug him and never let go.

 

[Kwaren]

Ask "How did you soar through a basement storm window?"

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well first I'd be wondering how he accomplished that since I'm in a basement so my windows are at ground level. Also my windows don't open in a manner that allow for "swooping in". So yeah, my response would be "Holy shit! How the hell did you do that?!"

He's BATMAN, there isn't a window in the world that he couldn't swoop through!

Since my windows are the kind that open sideways at an angle, not even Batman can "swoop" in through them without breaking them. And that still doesn't explain what Batman is doing in buttfuck nowhere Canada.

 

[Hastur 1993]

You think you can just break my window like that, you may be the goddamn Batman but I AM A MAN (pawch).

Well ether that or i will use my Batman repelant batspray to get him out of my room.

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

Ask very politely if he could deal with the evil monkey that lives in my closet.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Shout "Not in the face! Not in the face" and cower behind my desk.

 

[Rune342]

I would sit there looking at him for a moment dumbfounded, then after gathering myself I would say: "I think you have the wrong apartment, try next-door. But before you go, could I have your autograph?"

 

[Death God]

You owe me a new window, you know that right?

He flew through your opened window. Nice try, Death, but I've evaded you yet again!

OH! I miss read that then.
New Answer: I won't press charges for breaking and entering if you give me one of your bat-a-rangs.

 

[masher]

You honestly beat me to it.
Was going to say:
"'Holy haberdashery Batman, it's Bat-- ' and at this point Batman has punched me in the face."

 

[Aerodynamic]

"the fuck dude?"

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Honest Answer: Run screaming and call the cops, or, if I was in another room, hear it, get scared and call the cops as I run out of the house.

Answer if I knew it was Batman: Be like "OMGBBQWTF! It's batman!"