Batman soars through your window.

[Asdalan08]

"Dude... why are you wearing pyjamas?"
"I'm Batman!"
"Yeah but... you know... You drink coffee?"
"Tea, thanks... Oh and by the way"
"Yeah?"
"I'm Batman..."

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

"Well this was unexpected. I wish you would've called first. I would've worn pants."

 

[Boba Frag]

I would literally cream my jeans and remains speechless as he no doubt had to drive up to my house in the countryside, get passed the gates, somehow befriend my dog (Batman ain't no killer!) and then somehow get enough air to glide in through my window which being part of my house, is on the tallest side of a river valley.

Damn, he's good....

 

[BenzSmoke]

I'd be like: OH SH*T!

 

[TheEvilJester]

"HOLY SHIT" Followed by me running into a wall full speed due to shock and getting knocked out.

 

[Humiliated Grape]

This would be my honest reaction. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wdHxyGcLoQ

lol nothing I can say would be funnier than this video.

That or maybe if you swivel round in your chair like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

 

[Nouw]

I'd say "BLARAABLURURHRURURURUR" or "Enunciate!" Cookie for reference.

 

[kannibus]

Probably call the ambulance. After all, double paned glass is pretty painful to crash through I'd assume.

Uh, assuming that Batman survived with some kind of glass repellent, I'd probably tell him that Catwoman's window is the next two over.

 

[Red Rum]

Curl up in a ball and wait for crippling injuries.

http://twitter.com/god_damn_batman

 

[Bruin]

Shoot him and auction off his gear on eBay.

Use it to buy new drapes and a window because he probably broke both.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I suppose I would rip off my clothes, revealing my supersuit, and we'd do battle.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I remember that day so well, as if it has just happened. I was sitting patiently, waiting for the new Zero Punctuation to come out so I could first it. When that man, that Bat Man, broke my window and darted out of my apartment. The shards of glass flew into my face like bolts of pure pain, after many surgeries I am still not human.

Batman made his greatest mistake that day, for now there is a new shadow stalking Gotham. I am no longer HeySeansOnline, I am Glass Jaw!

 

[Viking Incognito]

"No no no no no. First of all you will replace that lamp that you just knocked over. Second, while I will admit that I let the animals out of the zoo I doubt you are going to beat up a minor over that. There were only like 3 serious injuries anyway. Thirdly, shouldn't you be beating up mentally handicapped comedians with tragic facial disfigurements right about now? Yeah, not quite so heroic when I put it that way is it?"

 

[Viking Incognito]

You think you can just break my window like that, you may be the goddamn Batman but I AM A MAN (pawch).

Well ether that or i will use my Batman repelant batspray to get him out of my room.

Is that a reference to that superman comic where he looks like Santa and fights 2 Hitlers?

Curl up in a ball and wait for crippling injuries.

http://twitter.com/god_damn_batman

This is the greatest twitter in history. Thank you for revealing it to me.

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/internet-high-five.jpg

 

[Crimson King]

I would personally hop OUT the window in this case.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

I'd say "you're not really a superhero are you? No, so get the fuck out".