Batman soars through your window.

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

'Hi, Mr. greatest detective in the world. Time for you to solve the mysteries of doors.'

 

[Hoplon]

Fist bump obviously.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Say what the fuck, get his autograph, then make him a coffee.

 

[noble cookie]

I would scream because a crazy man dressed in a (for all i know) gimp-suit just flew through and smashed my window.

I mean, seriously, who wouldn't do that? Think about it.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd glance up from my laptop, look at him and say "...Well, this is awkward." Then proceed to get beaten around the room.

Why would it be awkward and why would I get beaten around the room? It would be because I'm wearing my usual night-clothes at the time. [http://www.movie-poster.ws/movies/action/images/batman/riddler.jpg]

 

[Wutaiflea]

I'd glance up from my laptop, look at him and say "...Well, this is awkward." Then proceed to get beaten around the room.

Why would it be awkward and why would I get beaten around the room? It would be because I'm wearing my usual night-clothes at the time. [http://www.movie-poster.ws/movies/action/images/batman/riddler.jpg]

Where are Jim Carrey's testicles in this picture?

OT: I'd like to think he'd see me looking at the hilarious "Batman- A Porn Parody", and be really offended...

 

[spartan231490]

Shoot him. No hesitation. If a man dressed in a bat-suit flies into my room unannounced, I am going full force on his ass.

this, with a 12 gauge. no armor that can stop that lets you move like batman, or at all.

 

[steeple]

simple: "holy shit! its superman!".....

imagine what he's response would be...

 

[Keela]

Well first I'd be wondering how he accomplished that since I'm in a basement so my windows are at ground level. Also my windows don't open in a manner that allow for "swooping in". So yeah, my response would be "Holy shit! How the hell did you do that?!"

He's BATMAN, there isn't a window in the world that he couldn't swoop through!

Since my windows are the kind that open sideways at an angle, not even Batman can "swoop" in through them without breaking them. And that still doesn't explain what Batman is doing in buttfuck nowhere Canada.

I think it was buttfuck nowhere Alaska where he found Azrael, who became a sidekick along with Robin. He was basically Robin and Batman combined, but with a flame sword... and sometimes he killed people.

 

[Keela]

I will equip MY Batman suit straight away and announce that he is FAKE AND GAY!

Oh, a Ray-ference, hmmm?

 

[psychowatcher]

Probably shriek, reflexively throw my soda at him, then tend to my poor bird while yelling at Batman for knocking the cage over and ruining the new carpet.

Not that he'd really care, whatever he was doing...

 

[Atmos Duality]

"How may I help you, sir?"
That is, assuming it is batman and not the world's most dedicated psychotic hang-glider enthusiast.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

HOLY INVASION OF PRIVACY, BATMAN!

[small]What did I do to deserve this?[/small]

 

[lack of self CTRL]

As the caped crusader would probably discover me dressed in my own batman costume i would lunge loudly declaring There Can Be Only One!!!

 

[Jawsomeness]

umm... Would you like a cuppa? With a Biscuit? I'll just pop the kettel on..

 

[Kenni-chan]

rape...Rape it then kill it with fire

 

[Daniel Laeben-Rosen]

"Jesus H. Crapmonkey, it's Batman! ... Want a cinnamon-roll?"

 

[RastaBadger]

Ask him if he wants a bun.

 

[binvjoh]

How the fuck did you fit through my window, Batman?
or should I say....

[HEADING=1]BRUCE WAYNE!![/HEADING]

You just made my day.

OT: I'd probably make som Christian Bale jokes.