Batman soars through your window.

[TheRightToArmBears]

Probably make a Bale joke.

"Well, I'll just turn the light on. Promise not to go apeshit please."

 

[Sir_Tor]

Scream at the top of my lungs

I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK!

 

[dragonslayer32]

Kill him and become the caped crusader, the dark knight, the fuckin' BATMAN!

 

[dragonslayer32]

simple: "holy shit! its superman!".....

imagine what he's response would be...

THWAK! and BANG!?

 

[Alon Shechter]

I will equip MY Batman suit straight away and announce that he is FAKE AND GAY!

Oh, a Ray-ference, hmmm?

Indeed.
U Mad?!?

 

[astrav1]

I would ask to join him.

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

I would say

"So Batman, you found my secret lair. No matter you cannot defeat the butterfly man". I would then throw glitter in his face and run like hell. He would be so shocked because he has never met me before.

 

[Acidwell]

"You know pizza delivery is a dying art"

 

[k-ossuburb]

I'd yell "AH SHIT!" then hit him with my machine gun kitty!

 

[Imp Poster]

"I swear, I didn't do it, I tell ya!"

 

[Keela]

I will equip MY Batman suit straight away and announce that he is FAKE AND GAY!

Oh, a Ray-ference, hmmm?

Indeed.
U Mad?!?

No, just showing that I understood the joke.

 

[LaBambaMan]

God I am so freaking bored.

The Caped Crusader just uses that silly little physics defying cape glide move to come through your opened window, completely without warning, and without saying a word to you. How would you greet the greatest detective?quote]

With a high-five and a great "FUCK YEAH!", obviously.

 

[dreddfan]

I would say:

"It's the goddamn Batman!!"

 

[Jackalb]

I say "Lolz your girlfriend got BURNED, MATEY. Was you listening to Eminem/Rihanna at the time?"