Beards. Do you have one? Why/Why not?

[Dimbo_Sama]

Yes because I love having the beard.

Also I can't be arsed shaving.

 

[JakBandit2208]

I have a beard only reason I keep it is to make myself look older(plus chicks dig it) "wink"

 

[Spitfire175]

Yes, I do have a beard. Because I can have one. A bit like the usual Gordon Freeman goatee, except longer and there's more of it.

 

[saintchristopher]

I'm pretty sure you can tell whether or not i have a beard. I've tamed it some since my avatar photo was taken, and I usually have to be clean shaven when I'm doing a production, but other than that i ban the razor from my sight at all times.

 

[Boba Frag]

However I must congratulate those bearded gentlemen that have offered their thoughts: before reading this thread I was strictly anti-beard, and you all have somewhat changed my mind in that regard.

Still hate mustaches though. Ugh.

Yeah.. if it isn't the 1980s, you aren't Tom Selleck or not a Sergeant of some description... The Moustache is very hard to pull off.

Always nice to have positive female input on this kind of topic

 

[Wardnath]

No, but I'd like some facial hair.

I can grow head hair extremely quickly, why not facial hair? :'('''

 

[Proteus214]

I've had a goatee since I was 16 (so that would be about 8 years now). I keep it pretty short, long facial hair gets itchy. I keep it because the girlfriend loves it ;D

 

[MetalDooley]

Yeah I've had a beard for about 10 years now.Why?Well

a)Always wanted one when I was growing up probably due to the fact that my dad has had one as long as I can remember

b)I hate shaving

Been sporting the "Dimebag" beard for about 4-5 years now(minus the red colour)

Spoiler: The Dimebag

 

[Joshroom]

My facial hair is the result of a sinister government experiment to see if a beard could turn the youngest looking 21 year old alive into a veritable hunk of a man.

So far haven't been ID'd for 15's anymore so its looking good. All that convert scientist business really paid off.

 

[JBGigas]

Indeed i have, just because of this one stupid bet i lose...
but i'm getting used to it, so it doesn't matter.

 

[VampiresDontSparkle]

Yeah dude. That stuff is really creative. It's awesome. Hitler gave the toothbrush mustache a bad name, though.

Spoiler: This is amazing

That is awesome. I can't believe it's real.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

I had a Goatee for about a year, I recently shaved it off.

And that is when all the bad luck started. First my heating packed in, then the cat got really ill, I had a car crash and my car was written off, the engine of my wifes car packed in and fianlly I got sued for damages by the driver of the other vehicle...

So i'm growing it back. I want the goodtimes back but also I hate shaving...

 

[Hollock]

No, I'm 17 and still can't grow shit. I need to know what color it is. My brother has brown hair and a red beard so I have to see if I am the same way.

Indeed i have, just because of this one stupid bet i lose...
but i'm getting used to it, so it doesn't matter.

what was the bet?

 

[yoshimickster]

I have one, but I really wanna get rid of it. It's itchy and coarse and red.

Well then what's stopping you? Ever hear of a razor? Not everyone can handle the awesome responsibility of a beard you know. I have quite a nice beard, mostly brown with a few blonde hairs that blend together perfectly. I have a beard because I only shave once a year on New Years day as is my tradition for the past couple years. That and it makes me look mature while I have the voice of a 16 year old robot.

 

[Criom]

I also lack a beard for the sole reason of being female.

However, I love my boyfriend's beard for many reasons - It makes him not look like he's fifteen when he's really twenty-four, and unlike the majority of his hair... it's red!

 

[yoshimickster]

I also lack a beard for the sole reason of being female.

However, I love my boyfriend's beard for many reasons - It makes him not look like he's fifteen when he's really twenty-four, and unlike the majority of his hair... it's red!

RED YOU SAY?! SO IT'S ME NEMESIS RED-BEARD! WELL MOSTLY BROWN WITH A FEW BLONDE HAIRS BEARD IS READY TO FIGHT! YARR!

 

[TOGSolid]

I've got a goatee when I'm at home. At work I've got to shave it off though

Damned firefighting duties on the ship.