Because No One Demanded It.

Recommended Videos

tijuanatim

New member
Sep 24, 2008
677
0
0
It's another Sonic game!!!!!
http://wii.ign.com/objects/142/14268379.html
Trailer:http://wii.ign.com/dor/objects/14268379/sonic-the-black-knight-/videos/SBK_Trailer_101308.html
I can only imagine how that meeting went at Sonic Team.
OK so turning him into a werewolf bombed, anyone else have an idea?
OH OH I KNOW!!!! Let's give him a sword and put him in the Age of King Arthur!!!

So Escapits I pose the question to you? Bad game or Worst game?
 

xitel

Assume That I Hate You.
Aug 13, 2008
4,618
0
0
Worst game. Seriously WHAT!? Why not just make a NEW character and put HIM in Arthurian legend?
 

tijuanatim

New member
Sep 24, 2008
677
0
0
smallharmlesskitten said:
How much money would I get for killing Sonic Team right now?
I made $95 at work tonight. It's yours if you can get the job done.

xitel said:
Worst game. Seriously WHAT!? Why not just make a NEW character and put HIM in Arthurian legend?
A new character? That would require effort.
 

coldfrog

Can you feel around inside?
Dec 22, 2008
1,320
0
0
OK, OK, I KNOW that something weird is going on here. Does anyone have some kind of post on the money they made off the past dozen sonic games? I mean, everyone knows these games are terrible, but if they're making them still, they must be making money SOMEWHERE. They have to be, right? They're not just rolling off the dough from 15 years ago...

tijuanatim said:
A new character? That would require effort.
Yes, they've got a perfectly good 3D model of sonic, why let it go to waste? I mean, it should last another 10 years, why not just put him in any game? Outer space gritty horror? Put him there. Underground demon infested caverns? Sonic's there. Universe-sized life simulation? All your lifeforms look like sonic. He's in 3D and they're going to milk it for all it's worth!

At least Mario doesn't delude himself into thinking he's something other than a platform-hopping turtle squishing mushroom eating fat guy with weird fashion sense.

EDIT: Aggggh, I used to love every Sonic game so much, and once they started turning out the tripe I lost all respect for these guys. It infuriates me more than every sequel of every bad game and every poor licensed material from the latest kids animated movie because once, for a fleeting moment in his lifespan, Sonic provided some entertainment. *Sigh*
 

Rednog

New member
Nov 3, 2008
3,567
0
0
coldfrog said:
OK, OK, I KNOW that something weird is going on here. Does anyone have some kind of post on the money they made off the past dozen sonic games? I mean, everyone knows these games are terrible, but if they're making them still, they must be making money SOMEWHERE. They have to be, right? They're not just rolling off the dough from 15 years ago...

tijuanatim said:
A new character? That would require effort.
Yes, they've got a perfectly good 3D model of sonic, why let it go to waste? I mean, it should last another 10 years, why not just put him in any game? Outer space gritty horror? Put him there. Underground demon infested caverns? Sonic's there. Universe-sized life simulation? All your lifeforms look like sonic. He's in 3D and they're going to milk it for all it's worth!

At least Mario doesn't delude himself into thinking he's something other than a platform-hopping turtle squishing mushroom eating fat guy with weird fashion sense.
Doctor, tennis player....do I need to go on?
 

Abedeus

New member
Sep 14, 2008
7,412
0
0
tijuanatim said:
xitel said:
Worst game. Seriously WHAT!? Why not just make a NEW character and put HIM in Arthurian legend?
A new character? That would require effort.
Effort? BLASPHEMY!!!

I say - let's sacrifice them to our God!!!

Or at least let's make them suffer. Let's send them 20 subscriptions to hardcore masochist magazines.

Madnezz said:
Why do they even bother anymore?
Sonic + legion of fanboys = MONAAAY!!
 

coldfrog

Can you feel around inside?
Dec 22, 2008
1,320
0
0
Rednog said:
coldfrog said:
OK, OK, I KNOW that something weird is going on here. Does anyone have some kind of post on the money they made off the past dozen sonic games? I mean, everyone knows these games are terrible, but if they're making them still, they must be making money SOMEWHERE. They have to be, right? They're not just rolling off the dough from 15 years ago...

tijuanatim said:
A new character? That would require effort.
Yes, they've got a perfectly good 3D model of sonic, why let it go to waste? I mean, it should last another 10 years, why not just put him in any game? Outer space gritty horror? Put him there. Underground demon infested caverns? Sonic's there. Universe-sized life simulation? All your lifeforms look like sonic. He's in 3D and they're going to milk it for all it's worth!

At least Mario doesn't delude himself into thinking he's something other than a platform-hopping turtle squishing mushroom eating fat guy with weird fashion sense.
Doctor, tennis player....do I need to go on?
Yeah, I got a little worked up there about this, rationally what you said makes sense. To me, though, the games at which he is the forefront (and not just the name on the box) are always what Mario is to me, and these side products just happen to contain the cast of characters, whereas Sonic is always the lead in a tragedy that is played out over and over. Plus, some of those other Mario games are actually fun.

However, I'd still like to see some news on the numbers they take in from these games.
 

SimuLord

Whom Gods Annoy
Aug 20, 2008
10,077
0
0
Remember, someone has to be buying these games or they wouldn't keep making them. So put on a blue shirt, go down to your local Best Buy, hide the Sonic games behind other, better games, and any customers who ask "do you have the new Sonic game?" tell them "it's a steaming pile of crap. I mean, there hasn't been a good Sonic game since the Sega Genesis was still fresh. Here's *insert your favorite Wii game*. Buy this. You'll be glad you did."
 

Snotnarok

New member
Nov 17, 2008
6,310
0
0
It's old news that the Black Knight is coming out. Chances are it'll be like Sonic and the Secret rings, decent after you get every power up....in other words not worth it.

Personally I liked Sonic Unleashed for 360, I just play the day levels, it's a fun game that looks great. But truthfully if I want to play a great Sonic game I have my genesis still hooked up.
 

Theo Samaritan

New member
Jul 16, 2008
1,382
0
0
I am not sure whats worse. The fact that this game is coming, or the fact that we have had five different topics on it within two days. ¬_¬
 

DJPirtu

New member
Nov 24, 2008
55
0
0
I'm seeing actual potential for good game in here. Well, at least the open world travel seems like it could be fast for a change.

Of course, I have not played any of the new Sonic games, so I have true grasp just how badly they can ruin a game.

It can be good. Just not sure about the odds.
 

Praelanthor

New member
Jun 2, 2008
215
0
0
tijuanatim said:
smallharmlesskitten said:
How much money would I get for killing Sonic Team right now?
I made $95 at work tonight. It's yours if you can get the job done.

xitel said:
Worst game. Seriously WHAT!? Why not just make a NEW character and put HIM in Arthurian legend?
A new character? That would require effort.
no it doesnt
umm ill come up with one on the spot
you are 22 year old student geoff (insert random last name) assisting your friend with her final year physics thesis project on sustained fusion reactions wiyhin 2 mins of the game starting its obvios that geoff is pining for this chick well the machine turns on and thanks to your screw up you standing on the exact same spot 1800 years ago now once geoff is back there he must destroy the device and use his superior intelect to outsmart his hunters (who are tracking him and the chick as whitches you must use cunning to learn about the period so you can blend in and you must escape briton into gaulwith the chick(shes the only phyiscist) in order to find a way back to the future