Being Dumped

[Blue Sonnet]

Whats the worst way that you have been dumped/dumped someone?

Mine was by text the day before Valentines.

Second was realising my now ex had left my 21st to go see a married-with-kids woman, who he then asked me to befriend in order to persuade her to leave said hubby & kids. (Now he's fat and old and bald and alone, hee! Lets just say she gave him hell when we got together and compared dates...) It was made worse by the fact that every single one of my friends realised it at the same time as I did.


What about you guys?

[EDIT: Apologies, I did a search for this subject but I didn't come up with anything just before I posted - my mistake - I'm normally so careful too]

 

[Gxas]

Please use the search bar. This topic was made yesterday.

 

[wewontdie11]

Please use the search bar. This topic was made yesterday.

This ^.

But in response to the thread, I haven't been dumped in any particularly bad ways. As much as it sucked my break ups have been fairly normal.

A friend of a friend did reportedly get dumped during sex though, which has got to be up there with the worst.

 

[badassteaparty]

uhhh i broke up with a girl who ended up saying that she was thankful i got around to doing it because she didn't want to do it herself. she could've been lying, but it made me feel just a tad bit crappy

 

[kapzer]

Does finding out your girl getting engaged to another man after youve had a fight count?

 

[Death Magnetic]

MSN.

I dumped someone through text and I regret doing so, she hates me and it seems such a childish thing to do.

-Ricky

 

[Aardvark]

I dumped a girl on valentines day.

Drove all the way out to her house at the crack of dawn, gave her a rose and told her it was over.

Somehow I made it out of that one unscathed.

 

[Matthicus]

Ignoring is pretty bad. I had a girlfriend that didn't have the guts to say anything to me. She just stopped returning my calls, e-mails, and everything else for about three months. Then she was like, "How're you" and I was like, "Devastated." Still have no closure about it, she never even told me why.

 

[bad rider]

Please use the search bar. This topic was made yesterday.

This ^.

But in response to the thread, I haven't been dumped in any particularly bad ways. As much as it sucked my break ups have been fairly normal.

A friend of a friend did reportedly get dumped during sex though, which has got to be up there with the worst.

Worst? Best maybe.

 

[Radelaide]

This thread has been done about a month ago. Search it.

 

[Lord Krunk]

How do you dump someone by text? At least do it in person.

 

[Alone Disciple]

did you hear about the canibal who dumped his girlfriend

LOL....took me a moment, and even a second read through...but I got it. I'll have to remember that one.

Thanks

 

[samsprinkle]

Being told by her friend that I was too akward when we talked...she just wanted to be "friends". even though we never talk anymore. Goes to show, don't date your friends...

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Being told by her friend that I was too akward when we talked...she just wanted to be "friends". even though we never talk anymore. Goes to show, don't date your friends...

Eh, it can work if you play it right, but it takes a lot of patience and hard work to get it right.

As for the topic, I'm afraid I've never been in a serious/lasting enough relationship to have a hurtful conclusion. Generally, if I'm dumped it's less of a "But... why?" moment, and more of "Oh. Alright. Good luck, then."

 

[SAccharing10]

I have no need for females. They're but a distraction in my quest to be a gigantic nerd.

 

[Blue Sonnet]

ARGH - I'm sorry, I did a search right before posting but I didn't find anything! I must have misspelled something. Apologies.

 

[Zer_]

Worst way would probably go something like this. I like to call this story "Deuce dump."

So you're asleep with your bitchy, whiny good for nothing soon to be ex girlfriend. She's fast asleep, feeling no guilt or shame for the years of horrendous torture she has inflicted upon you. You lay there writing your letter of break up. Just as you finish the letter you feel a rumble in your lower bowels, seems you're about ready to drop a log.

Leave the letter on her chest, whip down those boxers and let a nice long deuce drop right on her face. Then run like hell, because if she wakes up she'll probably unleash the fury that is an angry woman.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Mine was getting dumped on my birthday. Also she didn't dump me herself I over heard her calling another friend. Turned out she was going back to her ex. Meh I'm over it.