being followed/hunted
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I don't know, maybe you killed a scarecrow when it was around and saw that you took out a threat or something along the lines of that (not that I'm implying you use your spare time to go into fields and bust down scarecrows.steampunk42 said:
It's in love, of course.
No, I'm serious. Sometimes birds inexplicably fall in love with humans--I've had it happen to me. Expect an awkward sexual proposition in the near future.
Other explanations include being targeted by the animagi, being marked as devilspawn, or being half an hour away from death.
No, I'm serious. Sometimes birds inexplicably fall in love with humans--I've had it happen to me. Expect an awkward sexual proposition in the near future.
Other explanations include being targeted by the animagi, being marked as devilspawn, or being half an hour away from death.
dude, my day is spent studying, going to class, and writing term papers....i have no time to be asserting myself.TonyCapa said:
Crows are black with long feathers and are loud, Ravens are really shiny black and are usually quiet, blackbirds are just a backbird that don't make a soundsteampunk42 said:
I'm sorry, then it's the spawn of Satan. If you want I'm a liscenced exorcist and by that I mean I have a business card.steampunk42 said:
Tony Capacchione
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You get possessed, I take care of the rest
Damn, as soon as I read the OP I was getting ready to make this joke.Sassafrass said:
I'll get you for this, ninja!
Do you own a farm? If not then it is a raven. Ravens are an omen of death. If you do own a farm or live near one then just leave out a few pieces of corn and it should become your best animal friend.steampunk42 said:
Did you insult its mother? Those birds hate that.
Seriously, though, you're fine. If you are a troll, then you can get a nice laugh out of this sentiment, and I hope that I've made you feel awesome. If you aren't a troll, then at least hear me out.
There is no possible way that a single bird is following you. You're totally OK. You're definitely over thinking this. I can totally guarantee that it's all in your head. Sometimes birds just hop from place to place, and it might just happen to follow your path. I suppose that it's a possibility that there is a shiny object on you, as magpies have been known to collect those.
Still, there is nothing supernatural, and there is no way that it's going to hurt you. Relax, play some games, and if you're really worried, just close the window.
Don't be afraid to send me a message if you're still worried: I've been suffering with similar obsessions for years now.
Seriously, though, you're fine. If you are a troll, then you can get a nice laugh out of this sentiment, and I hope that I've made you feel awesome. If you aren't a troll, then at least hear me out.
There is no possible way that a single bird is following you. You're totally OK. You're definitely over thinking this. I can totally guarantee that it's all in your head. Sometimes birds just hop from place to place, and it might just happen to follow your path. I suppose that it's a possibility that there is a shiny object on you, as magpies have been known to collect those.
Still, there is nothing supernatural, and there is no way that it's going to hurt you. Relax, play some games, and if you're really worried, just close the window.
Don't be afraid to send me a message if you're still worried: I've been suffering with similar obsessions for years now.
Did you feed it in anyway? (like droping something in the floor and then the bird pick it up and you didn't notice)
You ever see The Crow? Your about to become a badass for the first movie and just a bucket of douches for the rest.
