being followed/hunted
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F*ck is that?! Scared me a bit.. for some reason.. >>
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You're fine, man. I've got a Raven following me around most times, at least when I look for it. I feed it bread and things, so it probably likes me. Never really watched to see if it follows me around all the time.. I'll probably start doing that now.
I dunno. Feed it bread? That seems to work. Birds like bread. Nom nom.
F*ck is that?! Scared me a bit.. for some reason.. >>
OT:
You're fine, man. I've got a Raven following me around most times, at least when I look for it. I feed it bread and things, so it probably likes me. Never really watched to see if it follows me around all the time.. I'll probably start doing that now.
I dunno. Feed it bread? That seems to work. Birds like bread. Nom nom.
try talking to it, if its a raven(is it big?) then you may be able to get a really badass pet and become the most badass badass in the world of badassess
It probably loves you. It wants to be with you. The other birds hate it , because it visits strange websides and wears human-costumes. They call it a "skinny" and throw rocks at it.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!EcksTeaSea said:You think a bird is bad? Try being stalked by this thing day and night. My life is hell.
Why did you have to remind me of 'ol Slendy? I'm about to go to bed here in a minute, and now it's going to take that much longer to get to sleep.
But yeah, in all likelihood, you're imagining it. Of course, there's always the possibility that it's an omen. If it's a bad one, then you're in an Edgar Allen Poe poem; you're screwed. If it's a good one, then you're in a poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. In that case, do not, under any circumstances, shoot it with a crossbow. It may not be the same species as the original poem, but why risk it?
Obviously you have attracted the attention of the Dark One. Did you happen to name him? That is a big no no. Also, watch out for women whose age you can't place and men with cloaks that blend in with the environment.steampunk42 said:
They say that they're the messengers of the dead. Are you doing anything to give like, a dead granny the shits?
Don't discount the 'birds are arseholes' theory either. They seriously are. Often the bigger the bird, the bigger the arsehole it is... Emus. I rest my case.
Don't discount the 'birds are arseholes' theory either. They seriously are. Often the bigger the bird, the bigger the arsehole it is... Emus. I rest my case.
I just want to let you know... that was really funny.Fetzenfisch said:
Aaaannnnd... I need to avoid a low content post.
Boingo boingo whoopsy knickers.
There, that should do the trick.
1) Confirm its identity as a crow (if you're lucky)
2) Wait for hunting season (late fall around here)
3) Go out of any city limits, and into public land (it will follow)
4) Take out shotgun (gauge and make/model your preference), bird shot or target shot will do fine
5) Open end goes toward bird
6) Season, bread, fry in oil
7) Enjoy
2) Wait for hunting season (late fall around here)
3) Go out of any city limits, and into public land (it will follow)
4) Take out shotgun (gauge and make/model your preference), bird shot or target shot will do fine
5) Open end goes toward bird
6) Season, bread, fry in oil
7) Enjoy
Maybe it was someone else's pet bird. If you look like the previous owner it might follow you around.
This. A thousand times this.RedEyesBlackGamer said:
The Dark One has eyes everywhere, you know.
The rats.. the birds.. everywhere...
I'm being followed by SLENDER MAN, consider yourself lucky!
Edit: Wait. Someone beat me to the punch.
Edit: Wait. Someone beat me to the punch.
