Beloved Rare character Conker returns to u...WHAT DID MICROSOFT DO YOU!?!

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Nathan Josephs

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If you needed any more proof Microsoft has no idea what people actually want there you go. no wonder sonys on top all they have to do is not be Microsoft and win by default.
 

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Is this supposed to be a commercial product, because I could sort of understand if this is merely a tech demo.

Even so, I don't really get what they wanted to do with the redesign. Part of the appeal of the original design for Conker was having your typical cutesy mascot character also be a foul-mouthed drunken little shit. Maybe the new design is meant to be more reflective of his personality?
 

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Jesus Christ that is fucking hideous. And he wasn't exactly a looker to begin with!
 

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More evidence to the fact that Microsoft never was a game company, and most of it's success is from outside companies with their logo stamped on everything. Whenever they have creative control, things go south quick. Also who designed that, who though "Lets take the original design and shove it through Blue Sky studios early 2000's design", who thought this was a lucrative idea?
 

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Maybe we can get the real Conker back in some Copyright-safe form from (insert name of people who are essentially the real rare and are making Yooka-Laylee) after they release Yooka-Laylee.
 

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...This is like when you find some weird porn of a woman with 4 dicks eating the shit of a woman with 5 dicks.
I'm not even offended, I'm just confused as to who thought this would be a good design. o_O

Man, and I thought they were going to use Original Conker for Project Spark or whatever they are shoving him in.
Good grief...
 

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MarsAtlas said:
I-I-I-I-I-I can't-I-I-I can't stop laughing. This is so fucking horrible that I can't even wrap my head around it. My mind is making me laugh as a defense mechanism. Its literally unfathomable.
...I am sorry to be typing this but...
...
...Gah, this actually hurts a lot q-q

But this...


...I swear to god, KI Season 3 on PC better be worth it! DX
 

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What? Why? How?

It is not that I am against redesigns, but this looks horrible. It looks like they based the design on a cheap Conkers string puppet instead of using the previous game as a model. In a way, it looks like the device can't handle much computation, so they had to return to the details of the N64 character...
 

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This is genuinely worse than what they did to Banjo-Kazooie, a feat I thought impossible.
 

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hermes200 said:
In a way, it looks like the device can't handle much computation, so they had to return to the details of the N64 character...
*Whistling inconspicuously*...



Oops, dropped a screenshot! No, the N64 could handle much more than that. This new design looks more like a first-time fan 3D modelling attempt. It may well even be.
 

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Well, looking at the video at least they are trying to do something new and interesting with the tech. That is likely to turn into a horrible game, as the level design of your room sucks, and the gimmick will swiftly overstay its welcome but at least something (mostly technical stuff) will have been learned by the devs. This also sounds like the sort of thing that will disappoint in what you can actually do with it.

As for the character. Not what people were hoping for, I think. I haven't played much of Rare but I think I have just enough insight into how their fans think, to guess that this is not what they wanted out of a new conker game. Something about atmosphere, adventure and a sense of humour that seems to be lacking from this new project altogether. The other comments seem to confirrm this expectation of mine.
 

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Aaahahahahahaha! That is so overwhelmingly hideous I'm half convinced the video is a joke.




Jesus-jumped-up-christ, what kind of no-talent hacks do you have employed in your Hololens and game divisions, Microsoft? My 10 year old cousin could build a better 3D model...
 

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Does anyone else get that same vibe from that video as when they used to talk about Kinect games all the time? Or it's just me?

 

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It seems the the Young Conker get inspiration from the Raccon of Guardians of Galaxy? I don't know.
Maybe that why the developers call him Young Conker. Maybe he is more innocent and not a selfish smartass.

So my question is: Do you dislike him because of the Spacesuit or the new body type Conker have?

Also, we better just wait an see what kind of personality have. First Personality, then the look people.
 

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Chimpzy said:
Is this supposed to be a commercial product, because I could sort of understand if this is merely a tech demo.

Even so, I don't really get what they wanted to do with the redesign. Part of the appeal of the original design for Conker was having your typical cutesy mascot character also be a foul-mouthed drunken little shit. Maybe the new design is meant to be more reflective of his personality?
As I said in my previous post, I think they want a friendlier version of Conker be acceptable for kids to play. But cause they knew about the fans of the old Conkers games, they decided to call him "Young Conker".

.........Do you know what would be cool? A game which play a VERY VERY innocent young Conker which get to become a more "realistic" person little by little in the whole game.
 

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SweetShark said:
Chimpzy said:
Is this supposed to be a commercial product, because I could sort of understand if this is merely a tech demo.

Even so, I don't really get what they wanted to do with the redesign. Part of the appeal of the original design for Conker was having your typical cutesy mascot character also be a foul-mouthed drunken little shit. Maybe the new design is meant to be more reflective of his personality?
As I said in my previous post, I think they want a friendlier version of Conker be acceptable for kids to play. But cause they knew about the fans of the old Conkers games, they decided to call him "Young Conker".
That makes even less sense to me, because IMO Conker's original design comes off a lot kid-friendlier than the new version.
 

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Chimpzy said:
SweetShark said:
Chimpzy said:
Is this supposed to be a commercial product, because I could sort of understand if this is merely a tech demo.

Even so, I don't really get what they wanted to do with the redesign. Part of the appeal of the original design for Conker was having your typical cutesy mascot character also be a foul-mouthed drunken little shit. Maybe the new design is meant to be more reflective of his personality?
As I said in my previous post, I think they want a friendlier version of Conker be acceptable for kids to play. But cause they knew about the fans of the old Conkers games, they decided to call him "Young Conker".
That makes even less sense to me, because IMO Conker's original design comes off a lot kid-friendlier than the new version.
Yes, indeed the original design is more friendlier looking. However what about his personality? I am very sure the developers wanted to create a very different design from the original, so they can justify the drastic change of his personality.
I hope to be very wrong, but I hope for at least a enjoyable character not as a desigh, but as personality.
 

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Fans of a beloved franchise won't respond to a new developer's changes with an open mind unless the developer has already proven they understand what made the franchise great.

That said, not in a million years would I put my money on starved Rareware fans responding positively to their beloved icons being used as a way to draw attention to the Kinect.

Just because you call it Young Conker doesn't mean you're not going to get shit for doing it either.
Silvanus said:
This is genuinely worse than what they did to Banjo-Kazooie, a feat I thought impossible.
I never played the originals, but I thought that Banjo and Kazooie looked alright in Nuts & Bolts. A bit boxy in places, but they still looked like the originals to me. Could have been way worse.