Ben's quest to find the oldest person on the escapist.

[Space Cowgirl]

I'm twenty at the moment, twenty-one this November. So I'm hardly the oldest here.

 

[Samuel Adams]

I'm arguably one of the youngest here. I'm only thirteen. =/

 

[thiosk]

I think theres been a dramatic drop in average age of posters on this forum over the past 1.5 years.

I don't post much anymore.

 

[Doitpow]

I'm 22, 6ft5, currently a student. I enjoy gaming...
...Damnit, tricked into dating agency spiel! Found out!

aww you caught me...actually just looking for easy dates

 

[Contun]

I'm 14, and in a few months I'll be 15. In a few years, I'll have a job and hopefully I'd have moved out by then.

...

I'm growing up too fast.

 

[Doitpow]

I am 0.5.

I AM THE WORLD'S SMARTEST TODDLER BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol tempted to report you

 

[ma55ter_fett]

20, tempted to say 56 just to fuck with y'all

 

[The_Decoy]

Turning 20 in a couple of months, guess I occupy the middle ground?

 

[guyroxorz]

I'm 18 turning 19 in july. I figured that the escapist population was prety varied, there are clearly some posters who are more mature, it's obvious from the way some poeple write and the things hey reference. It is also very obvious that there are members and the younger end of the scale given the content of some threads. Maybe we should get the older members to teach younger gamers about the games of yesteryear so they can go and discover brilliant retro games?

 

[tim98042]

well im 23, so im probably right in the middle age range of the escapist i guess. lol

 

[Da Joz]

Just turned 23.

 

[Pillypill]

I'm a VERY recent 26, just like i was last year. (i'm 27)

 

[Woodsey]

Not that any of you whippersnappers respect their elders.

Shut it you senile old fool!

[small]Couldn't help myself.[/small]

OT: Is it too late to make a poll on this with age groups? Probably would have been easier to keep track of...

Oh, and seriously: more of these lingerie adverts please Escapist - I'm loving the err... umm... the patterns?

 

[ethan22122]

14, turn 15 in september

 

[JopperJopJop]

Im OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry had to, 14.

 

[Donbett1974]

I'll be 36 in june so I guess that makes me one of the old timers. Back in my day oh god my hip I broke my hip.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'M THE OLDEST! I (emphasis on the I) was born before time BEGAN!!! FEEEEAAR MY POWER!

Doesn't that make you 0 years old?

Should just invent a whole page of 'Root' facts.

...
Yes!

Alright, Fact 1 is 'There are twelve ninjas in this thread, root can see them all.'

 

[CloggedDonkey]

im 14, the youngest here, probably.

nope, you're the third, there is the mystery person, and me. I'll be fourteen in four months. you are older then me, just like everyone else on the entire internet.

so, yeah, I am the second youngest. someone is ten, and now I must track him... it's a her. well, now it just sounds like rape, so I'll leave it alone.

 

[TheTrojanBadger]

I'm only 16. I feel like everyone eles is going to tell me to get off the lawn and to stop playing the music so loud. Although I have the mental age of 56.

Are you my clone?