Ben's quest to find the oldest person on the escapist.

[Irridium]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Plus, you can't really charge the man who helped build the building all those years ago.

He wouldn't understand this new base-10 monetary system anyway.

True enough. Didn't he try to offer them 2 chickens and a bag of onions for passage?

 

[internethobo]

I'm 14, 15 in july, so I'm definitely one of the youngest members that can post on forums. i cant really imagine anyone over the age of about 45 being on the Escapist, its just a weird thought.

 

[Aurora219]

I'm 14, 15 in july, so I'm definitely one of the youngest members that can post on forums. i cant really imagine anyone over the age of about 45 being on the Escapist, its just a weird thought.

How so?

I used to play WoW with a couple, 4 kids (mostly adults by then) that were in their sixties. And they were officers with us in the guild. I'm pretty used to older, heavy gamers.

I'm 21 btw.

 

[Omikron009]

I'm 16, but at least I know I'm not the youngest now.

 

[Danny Ocean]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Plus, you can't really charge the man who helped build the building all those years ago.

He wouldn't understand this new base-10 monetary system anyway.

True enough. Didn't he try to offer them 2 chickens and a bag of onions for passage?

I did't think they had chickens back then.

 

[KushinLos]

31 this year

 

[Red Bomb]

Im 23 but my boyfriend who also comes on here is 29 (30 this June).

 

[Sarahcidal]

i'll be 26 in may... jesus i thought i was still young... apparently not compared to other escapists

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I'm 19, and am honestly surprised to find myself to be one of the youngest members. That's good to hear- I thought most of my fellow Escapists were 15-16, which isn't a bad thing, but variety in ages is always nice.

 

[Cheesebob]

I am 0.5.

I AM THE WORLD'S SMARTEST TODDLER BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is your name stewie griffin?
i don't think so...

I never said I was the most evil, did I?

Now that I have infultrated this forum by posing as a 17 year old nerd, I WILL RULE YOU ALL...



WITH LOVE AND COMPASSON!! BWHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[Rafe]

Nice to see theirs a diverse range of ages on the escapist.

I'm 17

 

[Irridium]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Plus, you can't really charge the man who helped build the building all those years ago.

He wouldn't understand this new base-10 monetary system anyway.

True enough. Didn't he try to offer them 2 chickens and a bag of onions for passage?

I did't think they had chickens back then.

Hm... not sure, we'll have to ask him when he gets back from that one club. "Ancients Anonymous" I think it was.

 

[Danny Ocean]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Plus, you can't really charge the man who helped build the building all those years ago.

He wouldn't understand this new base-10 monetary system anyway.

True enough. Didn't he try to offer them 2 chickens and a bag of onions for passage?

I did't think they had chickens back then.

Hm... not sure, we'll have to ask him when he gets back from that one club. "Ancients Anonymous" I think it was.

Pickin' up some hunnies, huh? Good to know he's still ready to go. It's a rare thing at his age.

 

[ultimateownage]

I'm 13, so I might be the youngest.

Or, alternatively, the youngest active user.

It depends, what month is your birthday?

 

[Irridium]

On the plus side, they're doing a much better job with his birth certificate in the Natural History Museum. Or so I hear.

Hmm, Quite. I didn't realize they gave discounts to previous pieces.

Accounting for inflation since prehistory is a big job. In the end they just gave up.

Plus, you can't really charge the man who helped build the building all those years ago.

He wouldn't understand this new base-10 monetary system anyway.

True enough. Didn't he try to offer them 2 chickens and a bag of onions for passage?

I did't think they had chickens back then.

Hm... not sure, we'll have to ask him when he gets back from that one club. "Ancients Anonymous" I think it was.

Pickin' up some hunnies, huh? Good to know he's still ready to go. It's a rare thing at his age.

Indeed. But then again I'm sure he invented half the "moves" you see in use these days. So don't rule him out of the game

 

[Chris^^]

18 next month... i'm not saying i'm the oldest, i just want to boast, i'm excited =D

 

[MellowFellow]

22, it is my birthday today

Well then Happy Birthday!

OT: I'm 19 from what it looks like I am in the younger group.

 

[Aureli]

I turn 21 a week from today.

 

[Timbydude]

Since this has shifted from "Who's the oldest?" to "Everybody, share your age with me!", I'll do my part.

18 now, 19 in a month.

 

[cheese_wizington]

im 14, the youngest here, probably.

Also 14, only by 2 months.