Best and Worst Ways to Start a Conversation

[Shivari]

Best: What's your favorite color?
Worst: What's your favorite color... person?

I'd say cookie to the reference and all that, but that's been overused so much that I no longer hold cookie's in high esteem.

 

[WolfMage]

Ultimate worst: "Hi, I go on /b/."

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

One I recently ran across on youtube "can I lick your a@@%^*&?"

 

[rabidmidget]

all of my multiple personalities think you're attractive

 

[rossatdi]

"Holy christ, how much did they cost!"

 

[Magical Hans]

"HI, you smell clean!"
(Bad Company quote)

 

[iseko]

One I recently ran across on youtube "can I lick your a@@%^*&?"

I wonder what you will do if they don't run away.

Worst: *chuckle* You're pretty! What's the color of your tractor?

 

[Mariena]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Pretty much this.

Instead of shoes, though, it should be boots. Fuck-me boots, preferrably.

 

[Abedeus]

I know only the worst beginnings.

"Why do people run from me? *sad* *5 seconds* *smile again*"

For enhanced version, you have to wet your pants when *sad*. Trust me, it always works.

Or...

"I hope this smell isn't me... Or you."

Oooor...

"HALLO MATE! WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?!" in a terribly overexaggerated Australian accent.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Worst: What's up, you can call me "I want your fuckstick".

Best: Hi, none of my pick up lines are working today, I was wondering if you could just ask me out?

 

[dead_beat_slacker]

Hey, so you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?

 

[Sketchy]

"HALLO MATE! WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?!" in a terribly overexaggerated Australian accent.

I already have an Australian accent. And we would say G'day. And where the hell did good word come from?

 

[Whobajube]

Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong! Bahaha

 

[AnotherFineMess]

"Wanna go behind that bush" I find this really straight forward and lovely.

The typical boob joke.

"So me and my friend are having a discussion, and we want to know if those where made by God"

Go to a girl that you've never seen before and say: "Are you real?" (Tested and approved... and for my mental health I'm not doing something like that again)

 

[Vlane]

"Helly my name is [insert your name here]. My hobbys are cheating and gambling. Do you want to go out for dinner?". BEST way to start a conversation...

 

[Iron Mal]

Best:
Excuse me, you dropped this...(works pretty well provided they actually have dropped something and you actually picked it up)
Don't I know you from somewhere?

Worst:
Are you [insert name here]? Ok, I am sad to say that your family have all died of uber-cancer...could I buy you a drink to help you get over it?
(for someone famous) Woah! You looked better on TV...forget I just said that.
So (pauses while pointing at woman's breasts) how much do you bet that if I dropped a coin in there I could fish it out?
Er...you do know that you're bleeding, right?

 

[BigbadaBEEF]

We need to *Belches, live chicken comes out*

this

 

[Brokkr]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Pretty much this.

Instead of shoes, though, it should be boots. Fuck-me boots, preferrably.

I agree with the boots. I love Fuck-me boots.

 

[s0ap sudz]

"Hey, f8ck you."