Best and Worst Ways to Start a Conversation

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"S'up nig."

 

[DavisJ3608]

Bad:"You know... I heard that it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm of flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink over hara-kiri rock. I need Scissors. Sixty-one."

You forgot the part I bolded. Best video game related line ever, except maybe "All your base".

Left off the scissors and 61 bit intentionally, but thanks for reminding me of the tuning fork.

Do I instantly loose if I don't recognize what that's from?

 

[Sacman]

this worked for my cousin but... Hi wanna touch my penis?

 

[iJosh]

May I lay tangent to your curves?

 

[Skizle]

"So how bout them Yankees?"
works both ways

 

[Shapsters]

Well hey, don't you have nice melons! (actually could work)

 

[Novania]

Best: "Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die."

Awesome

 

[Shapsters]

although starting a conversation with a stranger about sex can have interesting results, if you really want an interesting conversation you should probably check out http://omegle.com/.
i have had some very interesting conversations there. lol

What the fuck are you rambling on about?

 

[ssjSephiroth]

I could insert any number of pick-up lines right here that I took straight from 8-Bit Theatre, but I don't know that that's what you're asking for, so I'll just say that what you say must be within reason, but how you say it conveys your general emotions to the other person. A bored-sounding "Sup" won't go over as well as an enthusiastic "Hey man! How are you?" That is, of course, assuming the other person is open to talking to you as well.

 

[Yokai]

Perhaps, as a fledgling Spanish speaker, strolling up to group of Mexicans and optimistically remarking "Estoy muy exitado!" which does not, as many beginning speakers believe, mean "I am very excited." Well, it does, but not in the context generally used in polite conversation. My Spanish teacher said he once saw someone do this.

Other worst conversation starters:

"Sir? Sir! You wouldn't happen to have any heroin on you, now would you?"

Inspired by Oblivion: "Say, what's the fine for necrophilia in this country? Just curious."

"Beautiful day, eh? Too bad Nikola Tesla just came back from the dead with a death ray. Enjoy the balmy weather while you can, my friend!"

My, that last one was random. But I could do this all day....

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"Mmm... Boobies" :3

 

[Tattaglia]

I often say to people very loudly at work, "Givvus a smile, ya silly bastard!"

Then I smile and await their response. It's usually a strange look.

 

[Sevre]

I think the best is : "Whats up?"

Worst,to quote Zapp Brannigan from Futurama: " I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobie"

 

[darkorion69]

Best: I still don't understand why she dumped me...I'm a millionaire with a 10 inch dick...
Best: If I lived a thousand lives, I would never see someone as beautiful as the woman in front of me.

Worst: Want to be my next ex-girlfriend?
Worst: As long as you're over 16, I won't be violating my parole."

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Best way, *Slight nod look in the eyes of the one you're speaking with and say,"Hey, what's going on?"

Worst,"HAI U GUYZ WASSUPP!?"

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Plain and simple...

"Nice ass" XDDDD

EDIT: Depending on who you're speaking to, it works for both.

 

[TheEvilDuck]

Best
I can haz cookie? (This line only works if your a cat)

If you were a cat I'd be dead from happy. ^w^

 

[Beefcakes]

GET IN THE VAN!
But really, I suck at things like this, so I can really have no valid input

 

[jh322]

tl;dr

"So....rape"

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder"

two horrendous things to say to girls. Especially when you've got your rape hat on...or if you're doing the rape dance...

 

[New Troll]

A friend of mine starts most his conversations, "I'm bored, talk to me."