Best and Worst Ways to Start a Conversation

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Worst - "Hey, your boobies look hot today"

Note: I have not tried this in a serious conversation or while sober.

 

[okitana]

''Hello i play computer games (say this to avoid being cut off after you say MMO) with an awesome community of people, im an elf with a dwarf brother... but not blood, more like a bond between friends who have been through so much danger and EPIC lol's''

will not get you laid (so far)

 

[hagaya]

I'm conversing with a stranger and these are the worst two ways to start it:

"Say hi to your mother for me!" and "You need a shower and a haircut."

 

[Deathsong17]

Oh, hey Bob, tell your girlfreind thanks for me!

 

[ChocoFace]

Worst: "You know, they're not gonna suck themselves"*points downwards*

 

[ssgt splatter]

"Hi, does this wrag smell of chloroform?"

Beautiful. ROFL

 

[Mozared]

I usually start off every possible conversation with "hey", "hi, "ey" or a variation of those. They're simple short words that draw attention and that's what I want went I start off a conversation.

Worst ways?

"Lets go eat pizza and have sex, or don't you like pizza?"
and
"Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes."

 

[r4ndom]

BEST : "I see you are totally checking out my sweet wang"

WORST : "Check out mah sweet wang!"

 

[Cheesebob]

I just started a convosation off with this:

insert name here, is it weird to have a naked baby on the front album cover of which a song I like is from?

Now that, gentlemen, has never ever failed

Oh, I was talking about Nevermind by Nirvana BTW

 

[shadowelancer]

That shirt looks nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Both are bad.

Hey is that jacket Suede? Let me feel it. Oh did i grab your breast by accident?

 

[manicfoot]

Best: I'll tell you when I know.
Worst: Me: Up for some necrophilia?
Her: Uhh... I'm not dead?
Me: *creepy smile*

 

[xChevelle24]

Best:

Great day, eh?

Worst:

Go fuck yourself (insert city here)