Best bit of advise someone has given you

[ExaltedK9]

Go play on the freeway!

 

[BlackKraken]

"Dont eat the green wobbly bit"

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

Shave your beard it looks like face-pubes

and i did and it grew back and it looks normal, now

 

[Lord George]

"If it says don't touch, you better damn well touch it to see what all the fuss is about."

 

[Grayjack]

"If there is a true or false question, always pick false. Because the test was written by the man, and the man never tells the truth!"
(+1 to anyone who gets the reference.)

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

My grandfather once said to me, "Damien," said he, "Always spell 'advice' correctly. That is all."

Nah, just messing with you.

Someone once told me that people make fun of others because they are jealous or threatened by them. I found out that that is soooo true. Now, nothing like that bothers me.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

You can't live in fear of the things that aren't for sure.

 

[Calobi]

It is easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

 

[slevin8989]

Always flush

 

[teisjm]

Don't try to use a flamethrower to remove unwanted pubic hair.

But i don't have a choice seeing as i'm already using the chainsaw for my facial hair it would be kinda gross to also use THAT for my nut-sack.

 

[Shivari]

"Never let others tell you what your limitations are, as then you'll never know what you can truly do."

Or something like that. My History teacher wrapped up a story with that, and it's stuck with me ever since.

 

[Shivari]

"Never let others tell you what your limitations are, as then you'll never know what you can truly do."

Or something like that. My History teacher wrapped up a story with that, and it's stuck with me ever since.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

and of course:

"It is better to regret something you have done than something you haven't."

 

[Motti]

When asked why he has done so many things and achieved so much, my scout leader said:
"don't worry about what people think, just do what you want to do."

 

[K9Lawliet]

When asked why he has done so many things and achieved so much, my scout leader said:
"don't worry about what people think, just do what you want to do."

Bullshit. Everybody cares about what other people think.

You know why they call the game spin the bottle? it's cos you have to get the girls drunk before you play.

 

[RetiarySword]

TAKE THAT OUT OF THE DOG! What would your mother say?!

 

[1ronJ4m]

Don't feed the bears.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Life is like a shit sandwhich, the more bread you have, the less shit you eat