Damn, I can't believe I missed that. Sons of various bitches.octafish said:octafish said:Sergeants Elias and Barnes in Platoon, for different reasons.
Otherwise William Blake's death in Dead Man, he takes the whole film.Yes they have, you sir have been Ninja'd. *Jumps backwards onto roof*JEBWrench said:Wow. Nobody has said Platoon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEQnMfh91r4
Love it, I'll write it and you can act it. Heh.V TheSystem V said:Edward Cullen in Twilight.
It hasn't happened, but it will if I have a hand in it. And it will be epic.
It's my work, I shall write it. We need Robert Pattinson now.InnerRebellion said:Love it, I'll write it and you can act it. Heh.V TheSystem V said:Edward Cullen in Twilight.
It hasn't happened, but it will if I have a hand in it. And it will be epic.
That's....pleasant.V TheSystem V said:Edward stares blankly at Bella, who has been cheating on him with Jacob, thus proving that bestiality > necrophilia. Bella is told that if her heart is with Jacob, then the sparkly prick must be staked. Three stakes through the stomach later, Edward is stumbling towards Bella, fangs extended, ready to taste her neck one last time. Bella, alarmed, runs home, and takes her father's shotgun. Edward bursts through the door, as white as a ghost, coagulated blood oozing from his chest. He reaches out, and is shot at point blank range in the face.
Jacob then proceeds to hump his corpse, which glistens in the morning sunlight.
Also completely appropriateInnerRebellion said:That's....pleasant.V TheSystem V said:Edward stares blankly at Bella, who has been cheating on him with Jacob, thus proving that bestiality > necrophilia. Bella is told that if her heart is with Jacob, then the sparkly prick must be staked. Three stakes through the stomach later, Edward is stumbling towards Bella, fangs extended, ready to taste her neck one last time. Bella, alarmed, runs home, and takes her father's shotgun. Edward bursts through the door, as white as a ghost, coagulated blood oozing from his chest. He reaches out, and is shot at point blank range in the face.
Jacob then proceeds to hump his corpse, which glistens in the morning sunlight.
Unfortunately yes. -Sigh- those books and movies are just dreadful, and I'm one of the guys who was forced to watch them by his girlfriend. Now let's say we dispose of the authour?V TheSystem V said:Also completely appropriateInnerRebellion said:That's....pleasant.V TheSystem V said:Edward stares blankly at Bella, who has been cheating on him with Jacob, thus proving that bestiality > necrophilia. Bella is told that if her heart is with Jacob, then the sparkly prick must be staked. Three stakes through the stomach later, Edward is stumbling towards Bella, fangs extended, ready to taste her neck one last time. Bella, alarmed, runs home, and takes her father's shotgun. Edward bursts through the door, as white as a ghost, coagulated blood oozing from his chest. He reaches out, and is shot at point blank range in the face.
Jacob then proceeds to hump his corpse, which glistens in the morning sunlight.
Stephenie Meyer came up with the idea in a dream. Could easily put her in a permamently dreamy state. Just need my mallet.InnerRebellion said:Unfortunately yes. -Sigh- those books and movies are just dreadful, and I'm one of the guys who was forced to watch them by his girlfriend. Now let's say we dispose of the authour?V TheSystem V said:Also completely appropriateInnerRebellion said:That's....pleasant.V TheSystem V said:Edward stares blankly at Bella, who has been cheating on him with Jacob, thus proving that bestiality > necrophilia. Bella is told that if her heart is with Jacob, then the sparkly prick must be staked. Three stakes through the stomach later, Edward is stumbling towards Bella, fangs extended, ready to taste her neck one last time. Bella, alarmed, runs home, and takes her father's shotgun. Edward bursts through the door, as white as a ghost, coagulated blood oozing from his chest. He reaches out, and is shot at point blank range in the face.
Jacob then proceeds to hump his corpse, which glistens in the morning sunlight.
Oh you lucky little.....she's practically in love with them, Justin Bieber and any other popular "hot" guy she sees on TV.V TheSystem V said:Stephenie Meyer came up with the idea in a dream. Could easily put her in a permamently dreamy state. Just need my mallet.InnerRebellion said:Unfortunately yes. -Sigh- those books and movies are just dreadful, and I'm one of the guys who was forced to watch them by his girlfriend. Now let's say we dispose of the authour?V TheSystem V said:Also completely appropriateInnerRebellion said:That's....pleasant.V TheSystem V said:Edward stares blankly at Bella, who has been cheating on him with Jacob, thus proving that bestiality > necrophilia. Bella is told that if her heart is with Jacob, then the sparkly prick must be staked. Three stakes through the stomach later, Edward is stumbling towards Bella, fangs extended, ready to taste her neck one last time. Bella, alarmed, runs home, and takes her father's shotgun. Edward bursts through the door, as white as a ghost, coagulated blood oozing from his chest. He reaches out, and is shot at point blank range in the face.
Jacob then proceeds to hump his corpse, which glistens in the morning sunlight.
I feel sorry for you. My girlfriend hates the books and films as much as I do, so I will never be forced to watch them. She nearly killed me when I said for a joke that I would take her to see Eclipse.
That's because you haven't seen the movie. Virtually the entirety of the story leads up to that one moment. By the time it gets there, you're interested in who the characters are and which one will come out alive to the point of heart pounding excitement leading to a burst artery.Blueruler182 said:Oh dear god, I stopped caring before the video ended, I apologize... Good music though.Dracosage said:No wait, I take that back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awskKWzjlhk