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C3rtainD3ath

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1nce my friend didnt know the answer to an algbraic question, so he just put it into the calculator, letters and all, and it came back SyNTAX error. my friend wrote down SYNTEX error. he got dropped like 4 classes...
 

Timberwolf0924

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There was a future job question on an exam and I wrote a story about a fire fighter putting out a building fire as it collapsed (pre 9/11 y'all) and he was the lone survivor. Teacher didn't like that.
 

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TankCopter said:
Last year in English, we studied Arthur Miller's 'The Crucible'. The exam had a lot of questions concering the end of the play, and a few people decided to write 'I didn't read the book.' A couple of other people just made up answers.
Our school did that play in our last year (I did drama :/)

It was a nightmare Dx The main guy didn't learn his lines, so everyone stole his instead.

The point is, that play is insane, and I make a fantastic fake drunk :D
 

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DeadlyGlitch said:
Jamienra said:
http://funnyexam.com/answers/1646-how-can-you-expect-this-guy
Tried to fix but can't figure why these aren't working.
I can, those are links to pages, not the actual images themselves, they should look like this:

 

Jammerz

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This thread has made me laugh SO much!

OT: When asked "Why did the Russians have an advantage over the Germans when they invaded Russia?"(Or something like that) and my answer was "Because they camped and Germany was full of n00bs"
 

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I try to do some of these funny exam answers when I don't know how to actually do it, but I usually fail and get marked down for it, like when I got my results for a test I did today. :\


sky14kemea said:
The point is, that play is insane, and I make a fantastic fake drunk :D
Tee hee, that'd be funny to see...
 

chris11246

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Edit: for some reason these pictures aren't working for me so here's the link the the site(they worked before tho). http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2007/05/06/idiotic-answers-from-exam-students-very-funny-stuff.html
 

PyriteOkio

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Rainboq said:
I remeber I had a course a year or two ago and at the begining of the year the teacher was trying to get to know us so the second question was : Do you have a last name? (implying that the teacher wanted to know our last names)I answered Yes
oh and during physics during a class on gravity I asked the teacher in the middle of class : SO if a planet was destroy long ago. in a galaxy far away, we would feel a disturbance in the force? I got an instant A in the class!
No you didn't. That joke has been around for years. Your not that terribly clever. Plus you did it wrong.

"So let me get this straight. If a planet was destroyed long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, only now, would we feel a disturbance in the force?"
 

Neuropa

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When I was in 12th grade I had to take my 11th grade English class again due to my utter inability to care about high school. So we had to write our final paper on The Great Gatsby: which in my mind is quite possibly the worst thing ever written. So I went on about how being addicted to heroin would be a better use of one's time than reading this book. And that the only reason we consider the book to be great in anyway is we felt bad for panning it and letting F. Scott Fitzgerald drink himself to death. I went on to explain how a tree must feel being cut down for use as paper then savagely raped by having this literary abomination printed on its remains. The whole paper netted me a nice five day vacation for vulgarity.
 

Klepa

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Assignment: Write a 250 word essay in Swedish.

"telefon ringer.. ring ring.. ring ring.. ring ring. Du maste vanta ny, for min telefon ringer igen.. ring ring.. ring ring."
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IdealistCommi said:
Then look at this [http://static.scribd.com/FlashPaperS3_6.swf?guid=iyf3q21g5duht&document_id=91&INITIAL_VIEW=width]
My favorite bit on that one was the teacher writing "Page is to big".
 

PunchClockVillain

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IdealistCommi said:
BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
Holy shit....

That was the funniest thing I ever read.

And he got a 37 percent from it.

Wow...
Then look at this [http://static.scribd.com/FlashPaperS3_6.swf?guid=iyf3q21g5duht&document_id=91&INITIAL_VIEW=width]
My favorite part of the that is that he used 'tubgirl' as a citation. F'in awesome.

This is pretty good:
http://www.trackmyspace.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/149047.jpg

(apologies, one day I will learn how to embed images, just too lazy)
 

I Fiend I

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Smagmuck08 said:
IdealistCommi said:

Oh, also....


Maybe.....


there are more, and I will find them.

Found some more!


You sir, have won this thread due to awesomness... You win, tah interwebz and teh wont mess wit ur wurdz. LOL!
these are hilarious!! where did you find them?