Best Game Quote

[Avatar Roku]

you exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it

Reapers ftw.

Cod4. everyone's pumped, ready to fight, on a timer.
Price: Okay, Gaz, we're in position! Open the door!
Gaz: Yes sir.
door opens slowwwwwwwwllllyyyyyy
Griggs: Oh, you've gotta be shittn' me!!
Price: Gaz, can't you make it open any faster?
Gaz: No sir, but you can pull it if it makes you feel better.
Price (under breath): cheeky bastard.

 

[Typecast]

"My plascannon says no one's immortal" -Blood Eagle.

 

[Altorin]

When did he say that? I don't think I've ever run into a preacher in that game?

It's the one that always talks about the "enkindlers"

Yeah, if you talk to the C-Sec officer that wants the Hanar to go away, he says something along the lines of "Why can't that Hanar just act in an orderly fashion?"

the "Renegade" option (lower right) is "It's too stupid"

and Shepard's Spoken response is "Because it's a big stupid jelly fish!" which he delivers with gusto, and a hand motion for emphasis.

 

[OverlordSteve]

"Hey, is that the regular kind of Milk, or the exploding dream kind?"
-Razputin, Psychonauts.

 

[Altorin]

Mass Effect has some great lines, but most of them require some context

"10,000 a piece, that's 40,000 for a full set."

-Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect, when discussing the black market sale of Krogan Testicles.

 

[EnzoHonda]

Good stuff here, the one who mentioned Thief: The Dark Project just reminded me how good the writing was in that. Some of my favourite cinematics of all time.

"Boo is too young to have to avenge me." -Minsc

 

[Droshi]

"When I was a keeeid, swimming off the Santa Maria, I got a condom stuck to my face!"

- Carl Johnson, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

 

[flamesaw]

I've got balls of steel.

 

[Graustein]

"Everyone's waiting, Lucas. Everyone's waiting to spit at you, throw rocks at you, and make your life Hell. Who's 'everyone?'... everyone you love!" - MOTHER 3. Even more freaky in that

Spoiler

It comes from what Lucas believes is his own brother in the midst of a drug trip

 

[Jursa]

Psychonauts - It's like if stink bombs laid eggs and then those went bad.

 

[Avatar Roku]

"When I was a keeeid, swimming off the Santa Maria, I got a condom stuck to my face!"

- Carl Johnson, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

If I remember right, he went on to say "For real, homey, that horror stays with you fa life!"

Psychonauts - It's like if stink bombs laid eggs and then those went bad.

Full quote: Raz "What's that smell?"
dragon "That's fear, boy!"
Raz "No, I mean an actual smell. It's like stinkbombs laid eggs and then those went bad."
dargon "That's sulfur. It's part of the dragon costume, kid."

 

[Harvey77]

" I'm Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a question:
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose ..................."

 

[Spectre39]

"A man chooses. A slave obeys. Are you a man, or a slave?" -Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

 

[Spectre39]

Good stuff here, the one who mentioned Thief: The Dark Project just reminded me how good the writing was in that. Some of my favourite cinematics of all time.

"Boo is too young to have to avenge me." -Minsc

"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!!"

 

[black lincon]

"yellow wizard needs food badly!"
"mm FOOD IS GOOD!"
"yellow wizard is about to die!"
all from the disembodied voice in the gauntlet games.

 

[Xyzgon]

"Were it so easy"

-Arbiter from Halo 3

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum

Ive heard that before where is it from Indy?

That (in a slightly different form) was uttered by the immortal Rowdy Roddy Piper in that classic example of Hollywood epicness, They Live.

<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[ianuam]

Any of the quotes from Rome:TW as it's loading. Enough to bring a tear to a classicist's eye.