Best Game Quote

[[PWND]Sticky]

Johnny Gat - "I'm gonna skullfuck that *****!"
Player - "...Hope you don't mind hepatitis."
Johnny - "What?"

The original Saint's Row; I lol'd hard.

 

[the protaginist]

"we can pick the game,Niko Bellic,but we can not change the rules."-Dimetri Rascolav.-Gta 4.


"hello,i'm Andrew Ryan and i'm here to ask you...(so on and so forth) "-Andrew Ryan.-Bioshock


"Every mother****a here knows what we need to do! Those bitches think they ridin' around thinkin' they own these streets. I don't care what flags they fly! Rollerz, Carnales, Vice Kings... NO ONE is makin' this *censored* scared to walk the Row! We're about to lock this shit down right now!"-Julius Little-saints row.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Just because I spared her life doesn't mean I'm going to charge up her loading ramp."

-KotOR 2, Player (I forget the name) on mating with Visas

 

[Samirat]

Basically anything Jill or Wesker says in Umbrella Chronicles. Voice acting so bad, it's gold.

What are you talking about, Wesker is awesome. Always. He's just such a ridiculously badass villain. Of course, with Resident Evil dialogue, the voice acting doesn't even matter.

Yeah, sure, Jill sucks.

 

[AceDiamond]

Morpheus: God was the dream of good government. You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.
-Deus Ex

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a *****. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?
-Deus Ex

SHODAN: Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
-System Shock 2

 

[worstknightmare]

thug #1 "So what wire do we cut?"
thug #2 "I don't know, cut the red wire, it's always the red
wire in the movies........NO DON'T CUT THAT!!!"
BOOM

"bomb refusal" Max Payne

 

[HardRockSamurai]

"Now give me the stone!"
"I don't have your stone, and FUCK YOU anyways..."

-Alone in the Dark, 2008

 

[nepheleim]

Basically anything Jill or Wesker says in Umbrella Chronicles. Voice acting so bad, it's gold.

What are you talking about, Wesker is awesome. Always. He's just such a ridiculously badass villain. Of course, with Resident Evil dialogue, the voice acting doesn't even matter.

Yeah, sure, Jill sucks.

Cause he sounds so hilariously out of place in Umbrella Chronicles.

 

[WolfThomas]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Fallout and Fallout 2 made homage to that movie by having that as a dialogue option several times

 

[Signa]

" I'm Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a question:
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose ..................."

I came here to specifically post that.

Anything from Bioshock

"To build a city at the bottom of the sea: insanity. But where else could we be free from the clutching hand of the parasites? Where else could we build an economy that they would not try to control, a society they would not try to destroy? It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else."

Seriously, anything by Ryan is F'ing poetry.

 

[Knight Templar]

Isn't this already done?

 

[DYin01]

''M-M-M-M-M-MOOOONSTER KILL!!!!''
Unreal Tournament Announcer

 

[Dommyboy]

Well here is one from STALKER where the enemies say something when they throw grenades and than after that, another NPC randomly said something.

"Here, stick this down your throat."
"Get away from me STALKER!"

I couldn't help but crap up laughing at that moment.

 

[SnowCold]

"Failing this chamber will cause a bad marking on you test result, and death"
GLaDOS, portal (Test chamber 6 I think)

 

[AlcatrasOnly]

One of my personal favorites tha has not come yet is

Diablo 1 Halls of the Blind poem

I can see what you see not.

Vision milky, then eyes rot.

When you turn they will be gone,

Whispering their hidden song.

Then you see what cannot be,

Shadows move where light should be.

Out of darkness, out of mind,

Cast down into the Halls of the Blind.

 

[TheCheryl]

"Yer ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower." - Redneck Rampage random saying (yes I went there)

"Where'd you learn to fly?"
"Flight school, the same place that told me never to fly in hurricane force winds." - Ms. Johnson to whatever his name was AVP2

 

[space_oddity]

"Say goodnight, Manuel"

 

[Vlane]

"Zeus your son has returned! I bring the destruction of olympus." - Kratos

I think it's the most epic quote in a game ever.

 

[mooncalf]

If it counts, I love that line from the Dead Space prologue;
"What the hell is that?" "Well hold on there commander while I consult my book of weird sh!t."
The inflection was spot-on.

For something a little more directly related, "In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to disregard it's advice."

 

[Zrahni]

"Would you kindly?"

Can't get better.