Best Gaming Related Line?

[ResonanceSD]

Clue is in the title, what's the best gaming related line you've seen/heard?

Mine's from the Gentle Manne of Leisure (TF2)

"A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS"

Yeah, he walks around wearing a towering pillar of hats.

 

[Slaanesh]

Thats a tough one, there are a lot of lines that I love. One that easily comes to mind is Frank Fontaine's last words at the end of Bioshock:

Spoiler

"I had you built, I sent you topside. I called you back. Showed you what you was. What you was capable of. Even that life, you THOUGHT you had? That was something I dreamed up, and had tattooed, inside your head! Now if you don't call that family, I don't know what is!

I know there are others out there I liked, but they're not popping up in my head right now.

 

[im-white]

someone set us up the bomb... all your base are belong to us... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

 

[Sir Boss]

Mass Effect 2, Citadel Groundskeeper
"It'd all be so much easier if we all had the same DNA, but no, the universe loves diversity."

 

[TFielding]

Someone said this while I was playing TF2, "Ah the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and children are the FBI"

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Seems a little typical to include a Portal quote, but I don't see this one bandied about too often and it made me laugh out loud:

We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party.

 

[Foxblade618]

It is so hard to pick between a Garrus or Leon Kennedy quote... I just cannot decide. Somebody needs to help me make this decision.

Ramon Salazar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon S. Kennedy: Your right hand comes off?

OR

Garrus: ?A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight.?
Mordin: ?What IS a good place to have a fight??
Garrus: ?Garden? electronics store? antique shop, if it?s classy.?

Obviously, the choice is between mind blowing camp and general humor. I'm kind of leaning towards Garrus though

 

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

"See, it goes like this: we were gonna drink some coffee and eat some doughnuts. But then, the Jerrys drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts. So now we gotta go kick their asses."

I think that's from Call of Duty. I'm almost positive it's Big Red One, but it might be Three.

 

[ResonanceSD]

It is so hard to pick between a Garrus or Leon Kennedy quote... I just cannot decide. Somebody needs to help me make this decision.

Ramon Salazar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon S. Kennedy: Your right hand comes off?

Hah, awesome.

 

[BLAHwhatever]

YOU WILL SHOW THE PROPER RESPECT!
It's a quote from a Boss in World of Warcraft. Teron Gorefiend.
Everytime he shouted that during the Bossfight sent a shiver down my spine. Brilliant voice acting

 

[Valagetti]

We may need you to play twing twang... Heavenly Sword(s).

 

[Ashannon Blackthorn]

I'm very fond of pretty much anything Mordin Solus says in ME2... just his smart alecky talk, his way to speaking and his black dead pan humor were a winning combination... I'm pissed he's not slated ot be an actual companion in ME3.. well least Garrus is.

 

[zarguhl]

Easy. Warcraft 2:
YOUR SOUNDCARD WORKS PERFECTLY!

 

[The Madman]

"When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe."

-I see

"No, you do not see. Pray you never will."

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"For the greater good!" It's from warhammer 40k, does it count?

 

[Dawns Gate]

Bioshock:

"Would you kindly...."

 

[octafish]

Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang?

 

[MejaisSoulstealer]

"Anybody else think I should rip daddy's little girl a new hole?"
-Anise Tatlin- Tales of the Abyss

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I like this line from Dragon Age: Origins:
"I can be friendly when I desire to be. Alas desiring to be more intelligent does not make it so."
-Morrigan