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JMeganSnow

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poptart123 said:
I know there is already a Worst joke thread but how about Best joke thread
This thread is redundant--"best" and "worst" as it comes to jokes basically cover the same territory.
 

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A pie walks into a pub and asks for a beer.

The barman tells the pie, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food".
 

Cid Silverwing

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How many Christians does it take to switch a lightbulb?

None. They think God will do it for them if they pray enough.
 

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2 pies are in an oven, one of them says "man it's getting hot in here" the other one says "oh my god a talking pie!!!"
 

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A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption.One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished She also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
 

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Shapsters said:
A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption.One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished She also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Those belong in the "worst jokes" thread methinks