Best lies to tell kids

[Emilie Diabolica]

i dont remember any being told to me...
i've only told my little sister harmless ones, like that she has marshmallows under her skin which make it pudgy (she's 4, so still has all her baby chubb), and that she has fairies living in her head which make her hair...

i dont have the heart to scare her with really mean ones...
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[Lazier Than Thou]

Curses. What currency? I can do monopoly?

Sure, I takes them monopoly monies.

hehehe i knew once i posted that you were gonna do something like a smartass

Of course, that's my job.

 

[ForgetRealism09]

"If you type Google into Google you'll break the internet." My friend's brother believed that one for ages. Maybe he still does. *shrugs*

 

[Robert632]

"you were a happy accident."

 

[ottenni]

Curses. What currency? I can do monopoly?

Sure, I takes them monopoly monies.

Here you go. Enjoy.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

So you wanna be a doctor? Well. Here ya go. Don't. Cuz people don't want your help. They want your pride, dignity and most of all money. Being a doctr sucks. Oh and next time you see a magic show, THE RABBIT WAS IN THE HAT ALL ALONG.

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Diablini]

Win.

 

[Amnestic]

So you wanna be a doctor? Well. Here ya go. Don't. Cuz people don't want your help. They want your pride, dignity and most of all money. Being a doctr sucks. Oh and next time you see a magic show, THE RABBIT WAS IN THE HAT ALL ALONG.

Cookie for the reference.

Scrubs. Turk, talking to a little kid.

Gimme my cookie. Oatmeal and raisin, please.

 

[DigitalSushi]

"The reason elephants are scared of mice is because they run up their trunks and eat their brains"

 

[Resistance205]

That mammy and daddy love you.

my brother actually told me he was Robbie Williams for a while though..And a jedi.

Needless to say, my brother is one of the most awesome people alive.

 

[Abedeus]

Kenny went to Heaven with your candy shopping spree coupon.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"God"

 

[goatzilla8463]

The moon is made of cheese.

 

[Lazier Than Thou]

Curses. What currency? I can do monopoly?

Sure, I takes them monopoly monies.

Here you go. Enjoy.

Thank you, sir.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

So you wanna be a doctor? Well. Here ya go. Don't. Cuz people don't want your help. They want your pride, dignity and most of all money. Being a doctr sucks. Oh and next time you see a magic show, THE RABBIT WAS IN THE HAT ALL ALONG.

Cookie for the reference.

Scrubs. Turk, talking to a little kid.

Gimme my cookie. Oatmeal and raisin, please.

HOLY SHEET that was fast.

You cookie is in the post. However i am afraid it is Chocolate chip.

 

[cake42]

when I was little my parents told me Santa Claus wasn't real!!!!!! I didn't believe them but they just wouldn't let it drop, they even hired a psychiatrist to try and convince me he was fake. I still don't believe them but they have stuck to their guns all these years.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

"Everything is going to be alright"

No Not always

 

[VanityGirl]

They told me that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy were real.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

I don't think I can tell that Ice cream one.

You know, my parents never did white lies. I guess they figured that I'll learn everything eventually, so why hold it off?

But I'm going with that Ice cream truck one.