Best Line in any game!

[DarthInfernus]

I hereby submit a line from Prince Bhelen's town crier after helping Bhelen becoming King.

Crier: News of the hour! Lord Harrowmont arrested, thrown in prison, awaiting execution! Epic Fail!

Yes, this is a real line.

EDIT: Dragon Age Origins, in case you haven't played and don't know who Bhelen is.

 

[Zing]

Just about anything Duke Nukem says.

 

[Thaius]

I'm a big fan of "The cake is a lie."

And for those who protest, you know it's a great line: just because you've heard it too much doesn't mean it's any worse, just old.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Spah sappin' mah sentry!! Or anything from TF2 for that matter.

 

[kawaiiamethist]

This is where mah Jansen shines! XD

Numaran Soldier: If I give my girl one of these flowers, getting her in the sack would be a snap!
Jansen: Oh, I am on the same wavelength as that guy. Lemme get some of that action.


Kaim: You tire easily.
Jansen: I don't get tired in bed!


Jansen: I've always wanted to play the dying hero. But...really, not really, I don't feel good.

 

[Mr.Governor]

"I AM SERIOUSLY SERIOUS"-Serious Sam

 

[SaunaKalja]

Gentlemen...

 

[Dragon_of_red]

This is where mah Jansen shines! XD

Numaran Soldier: If I give my girl one of these flowers, getting her in the sack would be a snap!
Jansen: Oh, I am on the same wavelength as that guy. Lemme get some of that action.


Kaim: You tire easily.
Jansen: I don't get tired in bed!


Jansen: I've always wanted to play the dying hero. But...really, not really, I don't feel good.

Janson: I just want 15 more minutes, 15 for you and you and you, there, thats only 45 minutes.

Awesome character, gets a bit annoying though.

 

[Flour]

Can't decide between these Serious Sam lines.(taken from the console game)

I met my first/second/third/fourth wife in an alien laboratory, it's a shame what happened to her.

(there are four points in the game where similar lines can happen, never the same number twice and the numbers are somewhat random)

Studies show games with monkeys are 70% more fun.

Dashing through the snow, with rockets and grenades, time to blow some holes, IN AN ALIEN'S FACE.(spoken like how you'd sing "Jingle Bells")

 

[NyteRaven]

From the Big Mek in DoW:- "I should invent a machine, that makes walking, fastah/easiah" (never can remember which one it is -.-)

Or, any JRPG...:- "You have received {insert random item name here}" yea, because we really need telling half the time.

 

[kawaiiamethist]

This is where mah Jansen shines! XD

Numaran Soldier: If I give my girl one of these flowers, getting her in the sack would be a snap!
Jansen: Oh, I am on the same wavelength as that guy. Lemme get some of that action.


Kaim: You tire easily.
Jansen: I don't get tired in bed!


Jansen: I've always wanted to play the dying hero. But...really, not really, I don't feel good.

Janson: I just want 15 more minutes, 15 for you and you and you, there, thats only 45 minutes.

Awesome character, gets a bit annoying though.

Never for me, he made the game great as far as I'm concerned. I love how the streetwalkers even turned up for his wedding. Nice callback.

 

[Pyro Paul]

PILLS HERE!!

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Roman, GTA 4- "Big American titties!"

Also Sheogorath, from The Shivering Isles- "Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little."

 

[David_G]

Who the hell is Soap?

 

[TBR]

PILLS HERE!!

GRABBIN PEELZ


Oh Valve...

Entire team is babies!
Who send all these babies to fight?
OM NOM NOM HA HA HA SANDVICH PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING TINY BABY MEN

TF2 has some great lines.

 

[Mako144]

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!

 

[Jonny49]

Leon.S Kennedy in Resident Evil 4. "Asto loago" Before blowing up several tanks of gasoline in someone's face.

Well it's a spanish phrase, so I probably spelled it wrong.