Best Line in any game!

[havass]

I hereby submit a line from Prince Bhelen's town crier after helping Bhelen becoming King.

Crier: News of the hour! Lord Harrowmont arrested, thrown in prison, awaiting execution! Epic Fail!

Yes, this is a real line.

EDIT: Dragon Age Origins, in case you haven't played and don't know who Bhelen is.

More or less anything Alistair says in Dragon Age.
"Here I thought we were getting along so well! I was even going to name one of my children after you - the grumpy one!"
Is one of my absolute favorites tho

Dragon Age has awesome dialogue. Especially Alistair's.

(If you initially refuse to allow Leliana to join your group when you meet her in the Dane and instead she stops you leaving Lothering)

You: Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight.

Alistair: Yes, but she's more like 'Ooh! Pretty colors!' than 'Muahahaha! I am princess stabbity, stab, kill, kill!'

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Both by Von Kriplespac in Conker: Live And Reloaded
[HEADING=2]Ze glorious leader will lead ze Tediz to victory over ze inferior squirrels![/HEADING]

That shall never happen, for we are a strong race, proud and true.

 

[XJ-0461]

"You should find more outlets for your talents, Ezio."

"I have plenty of outlests!"

"I mean besides vaginas..."

Mario has the best line in AC2. "itsa me, Mario"

This, or "Hey, I almost didn't recognise you in high def." from Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction.

 

[shadowyoasis]

I've seen a lot of quote worthy stuff in my time gaming, Surprised theres not more hk-47 stuff. Alistair had a bunch of gold worthy stuff in DA:O

Newest one for me though is from ME:2

Dr. Moradin:
"Analyzing Collector virus, have ruled out possibility of artificial intelligence. Unless it is very intelligent, and toying with me. Hmmm. Needs more experimenting"

That and pretty much anything joker says, ontop of the fact its Seth Green <3

"well seems like Garrus finally removed that stick from his butt, but now he's using it to beat people with"

 

[vento 231]

We may need you to plat twing twang lol. heavenly sword

 

[Bullsquid]

Eddie's prayer at the beginning of Brutal Legend.