Best Line in any game!

[Kinghoza]

"BONK"

 

[WarmasterPopey]

I'm shocked and horrified that no one has listed this yet...

"Look, Rhinos! Rhinos! Our enemies hide in metal boxes, the cowards! The fools! We - we should take away their metal boxes!"
- Lord Firraveus Carron (Dawn Of War: Soulstorm)

Terrible expansion to what was otherwise an excellent game, but by the Gods it has brilliant lines in it at times.

 

[Eri]

PILLS HERE!!

GRABBIN PEELZ


Oh Valve...

Entire team is babies!
Who send all these babies to fight?
OM NOM NOM HA HA HA SANDVICH PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING TINY BABY MEN

TF2 has some great lines.

I'd swear you were me...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Really? I'm the first to bring up HK-47?? How can that be?

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time."

Ahhh...good times...

Ooh, how could I forget him... HOW!? I'll just go and die in a corner now.

 

[Caligulove]

I still love some of the interrogations in Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

Guard: "but I dont have any intelligence!"
Sam: "heheh, you just called yourself stupid..."

that or in HL2: episode 2 where the guy talks about AR3s and wrestling hunters with his hands

 

[DarthInfernus]

The line I posted is too funny not to be heard. Never fear! I found a vid!

Epic Fail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw7J7xEOyI8

 

[Antiparticle]

"IT'S HAZARD TIME!"

...sorry. I bought Matt Hazard yesterday (for 10 euro) and it's actually a pretty funny game.

Serious answer: TF2 has a lot of great lines. Especially the Heavy, he's hilarious. I also like doing the Medic's "SAW-RY!".

 

[King7s]

after you eat a sandvich "kill them all? good idea!"

 

[Ace of Spades]

Dragon Age: Origins
Darian Aeducan: You do realize the Crows will catch up with you eventually, right?
Zevran: Hehe, eventually can be a very long time if you play your cards right.

 

[LeeHarveyO]

"I'm about to drop the hammer!"

Siege tank from Starcraft.

 

[Rahnzan]

"And dispense some indiscriminate JUS-TICE!"

 

[Axolotl]

Can't decide between these Serious Sam lines.(taken from the console game)

My favorite was "Hey would you look at that. A jumping puzzle, I love jumping puzzles."

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

Having played evil May Cry 1-4. No More Heroes and the Evil Dead games I got a wide choice but if I had to pick one it would have to be "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiiiiiight!"

 

[Snicks]

"Swooping is bad."
Alistair from DA:O, actually, quite alot of the stuff he says makes me giggle.

 

[MetalMachine]

the constant cries of ONE DEAG FOR JUSTICE in counterstrike, and I know this is a little recent but I think its hilarious that when you commit suicide in the BC2 beta it says EPIC FAIL

 

[Dr. Paine]

I'm a big fan of "The cake is a lie."

And for those who protest, you know it's a great line: just because you've heard it too much doesn't mean it's any worse, just old.

Far from earning the status it has though.

My vote goes to the whole 'reason why you suck' speech.

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

Actually, everything from when the Morality core is destroyed on counts.

 

[kalakashi]

Wow Gordon, that MIT education really pays for itself!