Best Line in any game!

[Darwins_Folly]

A great one from Mass Effect 2:

Garrus: You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.

Shepard:...

Garrus: Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

 

[Hiphophippo]

PILLS HERE!!

Entire team is babies!
Who send all these babies to fight?
OM NOM NOM HA HA HA SANDVICH PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING TINY BABY MEN

TF2 has some great lines.

This was going to be mine. TF2 is loaded with these. The character designs are so good.

 

[SpireOfFire]

"I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck." -Duke Nukem

 

[Gauntes]

Khas Naradahk!

 

[Nyan Cat]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum!

 

[vento 231]

History is written by the victor....... Makes you think doesn't it.

(MW2)

 

[Sepiida]

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
"No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!"

"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes! AAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!"

 

[Kimarous]

From "Jade Empire":

As amusing as your savage dances are, once again I have proven the superiority of putting your nose to the grindstone and not mucking about.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

*formally*I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions. (punch in face)

Putting that line along with images or videos of someone violently assaulting someone else has some definite meme potential.

 

[NEVRINx54]

Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes...

 

[AizenTheAzure]

Dr. Steinman: "When Picasso became bored of painting people, he started representing them as cubes and other abstract forms. The world called him a genius! I've spent my entire surgical career creating the same tired shapes, over and over again: the upturned nose, the cleft chin, the ample bosom. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?"

Andrew Ryan: "A man chooses, a slave obeys."

 

[elricik]

I believe the line goes.......

"Look at yourself hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone."

 

[scbunchy]

Nothing says "Devil May Cry" quite like that moment when you hear the word "Jackpot!"

 

[Saul B]

"surely they can't be serious?"
"Yes. And don't call me Shirley."

 

[likalaruku]

"Sam & Max" may not be the best (game) in the world, but it's quotes are.

 

[A Weary Exile]

"You should find more outlets for your talents, Ezio."

"I have plenty of outlests!"

"I mean besides vaginas..."

Ninja'd. I couldn't take that game seriously after the "Mario" line.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

*formally*I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions. (punch in face)

Putting that line along with images or videos of someone violently assaulting someone else has some definite meme potential.

That's Mass Effect, right? Just to be sure.
OT: Anything by Heavy from TF2.
Anything.
"You are so small. It's funny to me."

 

[GeekFury]

The Imp companion from Sacrifice when you enter the destroyed realm: We're to late Master. All dead.

That had me in stitches.