Best Motto Ever?

[Junkle]

"Go in hell, and when you die, live there."

Quite the badass insult.
From How Green was My Valley, in case you were wondering. That book is loaded with awesome quotes.

 

[Serioli]

'Do not bully the weak nor fear the powerful'

 

[Palademon]

"I came, I snored, I dumped her." XD j/k

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I'm not extremely anti-religion, but my favorite motto would have to be the Epicurean Paradox, because it is, for him and people that think like him, like the ultimate counter-analysis. For the uninitiated:
Is God willing to prevent evil but not able? Then He is incompetent.
Is He able but not willing? Then He is Malevolent.
Is He both able and willing? Then why is there evil?
Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?
-Epicureas

I agree, there is no God [in my opinion], but you obviously haven't looked particularly far into Christian beliefs concerning evil.

 

[krseyffert]

The best one is...

"When life gets you down, take it down with you..."

 

[Tarkinor]

As said by Kamina

"Believe in yourself. Not you who believes in me. Not me, who believes in you. Believe in you, who believes in yourself!"

Also, my family motto.

"Tyde what may, what'er betide, Haig shall be Haig of Bemersyde"

 

[neo4321]

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

A little necrophilia never killed anyone.

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?

I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.

Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

 

[neo4321]

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

A little necrophilia never killed anyone.

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?

I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.

Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

I'm not sure who said them but if you google funny quotes you'll find them

 

[InfectedStar]

Acta Non Verba (Latin) - Action Not Words
Go Big or Go Home
Fuck you Fido!

 

[IamQ]

"Never regret anything you've done, because at one point it was exactly what you wanted."

'Don't know who said it, but I really like that motto.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Whats his face from MW2: History is writen by the victors.

That's actually a corruption of a Winston Churchill quote which is brimming with class; "History will be kind to me because I intend to write it" - It's even more awesome when you consider he was an historian as well as the Prime Minister, so he was probably serious when he said it.

My personal motto? Hmm, how about "Living kills you."
Alternately "Meaningless, meaningless, everything is meaningless" It's comforting, in an existential kind of way.

 

[Instinct Blues]

"When the power of love outweighs the love of power the world will know peace"- Jimi Hendrix

Those are some wise goddamn words right there.

 

[penguindude42]

"Don't be a baby, kill everything in your way!"

Muahahahahaha. >

~Tom<3

 

[Hyperrhombus]

I always found this thought provoking:

"War does not determine who is right; only who is left."

 

[annilator666]

overkill is an often underrated achievement