Best Motto Ever?

[dragcrew]

"I got fries that'll blow your eyes, I got shakes that'll make you quake, I got burgers, we'll i just got burgers"-longest yard

 

[TheFacelessOne]

"Yippie Kay-Yay ************!"

Yeah...what this guy said.

*Grumbles and goes off to plot in a corner.*

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

I was always partial to the motto: "I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Ave Caesar, morituri nollemus.
Greetings, Caesar, we who are about to die, do not want to.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Its not a confirmed kill if the blood doesn't splash your face.

I don't need luck. I need ammo.

Violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is always yes.

 

[RanD00M]

Money doesn't buy happiness.But it does buy marshmallows.So it's sorta the same thing.

 

[Kamaitachi]

"before you go on a journey of revenge, you must first dig TWO graves"

 

[mike138]

When life hands you lemons say "Oh yeah I like lemons, what else ya got?"

 

[benbenthegamerman]

I hate celebrity deaths. Not that i feel grief or anything, i just can't stand the news coverage. -George Carlin

I hate america, but ive never met an american i didn't like. -Eddie Izard

I celebrated Thanksgiving traditionally last year: i had a huge feast with my neighbors and then slaughtered them all. -John Stewart

 

[benbenthegamerman]

"English motherfucka, do you speak it?"

"What?"

"SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME, ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME, I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHA FUCKA!!!"

 

[cuddly_tomato]

"Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober? It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway"

 

[Yamioukami]

To protect all people from devastation,
To unite all people within our nation,
To denounce the evils of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above.

 

[sooperman]

"Cleanliness is next to godliness... Then again Godliness is close to Kratos, and lord knows you don't want to get too close to Kratos."

It is so very true.

 

[Queen Michael]

The original Team Rocket motto from Pokémon.

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

Tonight, YOU!

 

[nick n stuff]

go loads:
"what would Scooby Doo?"
"don't hassle the Hoff"
"bars are like sex. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear"
"in communist Russia (something somethings) you" (you know the one i mean)
"don't get mad get even" (thank you Steve Tyler)
and my personal favourite "YES WE CAN"

 

[Sephychu]

Apply logic to the illogical, so you make break it down until it too, becomes logic.

 

[twaddle]

"it's not a real kill unless it's an OVERKIL"
"loser's always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
"I decline your sense of reality and replace it with my own"