Best Motto Ever?

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

I have two I'm fond of number 1 is 'I reject your reality and substitute my own' and number 2 is 'Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul'

Also 'Be good and if you can't be good, be good at being bad' >D

 

[GideonB]

Who's got two thumbs and is about to fire your ass: This Guy...

 

[TimeLord]

"Yippi-kay-ay, motherf*cker"

I love Die Hard

 

[ObsidianAshes]

"Only she who attempts the absurd can do the impossible." and "We all live our fantasy, and only endure our reality." I can't remember where I heard these, but I love them.

Also, "Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open." - Thomas Dewar. So very true.

 

[inflamessoilwork]

"Hey lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."

Dr. Cox from Scrubs

 

[The Kangaroo]

This isn't really a motto but hell "there are twenty thousand ninjas in this room, can you see them?"

 

[molester jester]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Has my vote for best quote ever

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Kill 'em all; let God sort 'em out.

 

[Cheesezorz]

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU"

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Win or lose, we booze"

 

[The Kangaroo]

my loopy friend's motto " my favorite word begins with f and ends with u c k, my favorite word is firetruck, what else did you think I'd say?"

 

[That One Six]

LUCK.
RUNS.
OUT.

Quoting some Metallica, are you?

 

[Alleged_Alec]

This one probably has been said already, but:

"Never trust a god who grins all the time and wears a top hat, that's my motto."

 

[That One Six]

If the whole world is a stage, I want better lighting!

I saw that one my friend's shirt once...

 

[Jedoro]

Anything on the Vault Boy Bobbleheads in Fallout 3. Some of my favorites are...

"Let your words be your weapons." -Speech
"Why go down with the ship when you can fix it?" -Repair
"It's important to give your arguments impact." -Strength
"Always leave with more than what you came in with." -Barter

"When words fail, there's always fists." - Unarmed

 

[MultiPurposeBlue]

We will be Doing one thing and one thing only...... Killin Nazis

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"This will be the clutch on the coyote." - my grandpa finishing a window
Also: "Try again, or lose forever."

 

[Adam]

"Prayer: When your too lazy to get off your arse and actually help the world."