Best Motto Ever?

[Nicky 3 Beaves]

If at first you don't succeed, you die.

 

[delanofilms]

If life gives you lemons, put them in a tube sock and beat that fucker with them!

 

[Zosephine]

An original from the brain of my dad:

If it's running away, it's definitely not a pinecone.

 

[frank220]

"God is on the side of the ones with money and large armies."

 

[meece]

"If you need to aim, you're not using enough fire-power"

 

[The Cheezy One]

the enemy of my enemy... dies next

for now

he could prove useful

An original from the brain of my dad:

If it's running away, it's definitely not a pinecone.

i want to meet your dad, iwed probably get along great :S

My personal favorite from the Caiphas Cain series is "Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks."

i actually only got to that bit today and its actually threatening to become my new favourite motto. but i think i still prefer the mental picture of a commissar running in circles screaming.

hes the best for quotes.
i merged 2 from his into my one

 

[Pacman_69_42]

when life gives you lemons break out the tequila shot glasses and salt

 

[TehCookie]

"If the world didn't suck we would all fall off" I just read it on the internet somewhere and when something bad happens its good to be optimistic.

 

[L24z13L]

My personal favorite from the Caiphas Cain series is "Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks."

i actually only got to that bit today and its actually threatening to become my new favourite motto. but i think i still prefer the mental picture of a commissar running in circles screaming.

You know, I never bothered to picture that until now. It's actually quite amusing.

 

[The Kangaroo]

"Never Compromise, even in the face of Armageddon" Rorshach, Watchmen.

No offence, but is it not "Never Compromise, even in the face of Annihilation"?

Nope, just checked my copy of Watchmen and everything

Can only find a promotional picture online: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3613/3355692361_06f17e3dd7_m.jpg

Ok sorry then guess I'm mistaken

 

[KingKamor]

Since I'm such a huge damn nerd:

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!"

 

[The Kangaroo]

theres always "Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly!

 

[Pacifist Chris]

I'm suprised no-ones said 'I ain't gettin' on no plane foo' ah, priceless, if not a motto per se. Another favorite of mine is 'life's a ***** and then you marry one'

 

[The Kangaroo]

I'm suprised no-ones said 'I ain't gettin' on no plane foo' ah, priceless, if not a motto per se. Another favorite of mine is 'life's a ***** and then you marry one'

Welcome to the Escapist

 

[Pacifist Chris]

I'm suprised no-ones said 'I ain't gettin' on no plane foo' ah, priceless, if not a motto per se. Another favorite of mine is 'life's a ***** and then you marry one'

Welcome to the Escapist

Thank you, I guess. Although for some reason I thought there was something sinister about that, like I've joined a cult or something.

 

[The Kangaroo]

I'm suprised no-ones said 'I ain't gettin' on no plane foo' ah, priceless, if not a motto per se. Another favorite of mine is 'life's a ***** and then you marry one'

Welcome to the Escapist

Thank you, I guess. Although for some reason I thought there was something sinister about that, like I've joined a cult or something.

Welcome to the Escapist MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Pacifist Chris]

I'm suprised no-ones said 'I ain't gettin' on no plane foo' ah, priceless, if not a motto per se. Another favorite of mine is 'life's a ***** and then you marry one'

Welcome to the Escapist

Thank you, I guess. Although for some reason I thought there was something sinister about that, like I've joined a cult or something.

Welcome to the Escapist MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Better, but I got a more, you've claimed your fists victim, welcome to the Dark Brotherhood kinda vibe than supervillan/bond villan laugh,but anyway.

On topic, i suppose ' life is what you make it' would be a good motto if it wasn't a LIE, for as we all know, life is cruel and unfair, and optimism like that gets irritating.

 

[The Kangaroo]

I'm suprised no-ones said 'I ain't gettin' on no plane foo' ah, priceless, if not a motto per se. Another favorite of mine is 'life's a ***** and then you marry one'

Welcome to the Escapist

Thank you, I guess. Although for some reason I thought there was something sinister about that, like I've joined a cult or something.

Welcome to the Escapist MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Better, but I got a more, you've claimed your fists victim, welcome to the Dark Brotherhood kinda vibe than supervillan/bond villan laugh,but anyway.

On topic, i suppose ' life is what you make it' would be a good motto if it wasn't a LIE, for as we all know, life is cruel and unfair, and optimism like that gets irritating.

It's still funny when obtimists fall flat on their face (pessimism FTW)