Best NPC line ever said

[Singularly Datarific]

"Do a barrel roll!"
Peppy from Lylat Wars

Peppy from all of the Starfox games...

"I can't believe they put me in one of these things/ I'm a little Claustrophobic/ GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
-Props to those who know who says that.

 

[ae86gamer]

mine was when i was playing mass effect.
Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Commander Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up.

 

[Sindre1]

Griggs: Sheckley!
Sheckley: What?
Griggs: Sheckley!
Sheckley: WHAT?
Griggs: Forget it!

Dr. Eli Vance: [to Gordon] I knew that if you two stayed together you could get through anything.
Alyx Vance: Yeah, we make a pretty good team.
Dr. Eli Vance: Yeah, well, that's good, now that the suppression field is down... we all have to do our part.
Alyx Vance: [embarrassed] Dad!
Dr. Eli Vance: Can you blame an old man for wanting grandkids?

- Half-Life 2: Episode Two

 

[cj_iwakura]

"Do a barrel roll!"
Peppy from Lylat Wars

Peppy from all of the Starfox games...

"I can't believe they put me in one of these things/ I'm a little Claustrophobic/ GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
-Props to those who know who says that.

Catfish, Sewer Shark.

 

[patronscorn_v1legacy]

"So as I'm to understand your not Dr laboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly step away from my elevator and DIE" ~Psychonauts

Great game! People may judge me for just playing it because "Yatzhee" said it was great, but it wasn't that great in my eyes.
And also.
"Sorry, didn't mean to hit you!" as exclaimed from my teammate in Grid after I smack straigth in his side on purpose. Gets me everytime

 

[CoverYourHead]

Mass Effect, right after the love scene.

"New take on 'Drop and give me twenty', 'eh Skipper?"

Or something to that effect; I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that line.

 

[Enos Shenk]

"Why do you chase me, Mechanical Yeti? Why?!" -Some goblin from a quest in WoW

"Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven?" Grand Apothecary Putress from the Wrathgate cinematic in WoW. Whoever they hired for the voice acting is FANTASTIC, perfect creepy voice, perfect delivery. Video hereness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO0RAcxZQ4M

But one of my old school favorites: "They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" from Rise of the Triad. Video hereness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUJycZNq_0U

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"I feel asleep!" - Soldier, Metal Gear

" What a fool you are...I'm a god. How can you beat a god. What grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?" - Dagoth Ur, The Elder Scrolls III : Morrowind

"Farewell, my sweet, lovable morons!" - Kuja, Final Fantasy IX

And I know this doesn't count since you play as him but...

"What the hell? Finger?" - Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII

 

[mooncalf]

Whats the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodill?

I had a female shopkeeper ask me that the moment I arrived in her shop. ;

 

[Davey Woo]

CoD 4 Cpt. Macmillan.
"Hold up, this ones mine.............. Oi Suzie!"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Fire in the hole, Gordon!" [img_inline caption="Please come back, Barney. We miss you :'("]http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/2/2c/Barney.jpg[/img_inline]

 

[lava_lamp]

everything from republican space rangers
and also
"once you ride first class it sucks taking the bus, thats why i have all these addictions."
-lazlo,GTA4
(its one of the radio stations

 

[JoshasorousRex]

MGS3, when Eva said " I can't believe how small it is"
to which Snake reply's " I know but it gets the job done"

hahaa i remember laughing at that too

What part was that I forget...

 

[Incompl te]

"Douga felash?"

Sims 1 rules.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

"All your base are belong to us"

Or does that not count?

Other favorite is probably from Portal

Glados about the companion cube "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

That one was great I laughed so hard

"Remember that time I tried to kill you and you were all like OMGWTF and I was all like HA HA just kidding. Good times..." not word for word but you get the point

 

[Shycte]

See you ín the future sucker!

Prof. Jacob Crow in TimeSplitters: Future Perfect

 

[leugim789]

gears 2

hey marcus have you ever seen them eat immulsion

*really angry* they can eat shit and die!

 

[Simriel]

Everyone line liberty prime says.