Best NPC line ever said

[Da_Schwartz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txgjAiw8Rew

made her say it over and over and over again. This was stuck in my head for ever.

i've watch this 26 times now,i hate you for making me like this! xD

brutal right.

 

[Sewblon]

"Conspiracy theorists have conspiracy theories, I have conspiracy facts." Bosco in Sam and Max season 2, adventure games are still the place to go for awesome dialog.

 

[Ezzay]

"I can't believe they put me in one of these things/ I'm a little Claustrophobic/ GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
-Props to those who know who says that.

That would be a SCV in starcraft my good man.

Ill take my reward in cookie form thank you.

 

[JakePwnsAtLife]

All I can remember is one from Pro Wrestling on the NES "A Winner is You!"
"Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" from Bust a Move.
"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." - Resident Evil
"I am Error." --Nuff said. Legend of Zelda, WOW dude.
"All your base are belong to us." --Gotta love Zero Wing

 

[Ezzay]

"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." - Resident Evil

This wins, no contest, I remember it now.

 

[JakePwnsAtLife]

Oh I forgot "metal boxes" from Dawn of War. If you've played it, you know what I'm talking about -___-

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"I can't believe they put me in one of these things/ I'm a little Claustrophobic/ GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
-Props to those who know who says that.

That would be a SCV in starcraft my good man.

Ill take my reward in cookie form thank you.

Thank You!
I've had about 4 replies to that before you got it right, Have a Cookie!

 

[The Shade]

Zombine

 

[EvilDude62]

Ahh HK 47

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

HK-47: Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's
tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes
assistance.
Revan: What about the other 2%?
HK-47: Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking
for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my
part, master.

 

[KoRn_Leader]

Halo 3

A random ODST said : "Dear diary, a creepy green giant stared at me today and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would..."

 

[Sperium 3000]

"I'm a whoooore~!"
Random thug in GOD HAND

 

[Cortheya]

Zoey from Left 4 Dead: They shouldn't run that fast! I'm calling zombie bull shit on that one!
Also, the mud crab one

 

[YuheJi]

Liberty Prime was pretty cool.
"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
"Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated!"
"Better dead than red!"

 

[Flying-Emu]

I am Error.

 

[xenos60]

"I feel asleep!"
Guard in MGS

 

[Mstrswrd]

I can't remember the full dialog, because it was a bit long, but in "The Last Remnant," one NPC in Celepeleis, in one small non-interactive dialog, calls me a moron, and then a schmuck (SP?)

 

[LordSnakeEyes]

"All your base are belong to us"quote]

You beat me to it...

 

[Not Good]

Is there even any real competition for "I am Error."...?

"All your base are belong to us"?