Best NPC line ever said

[Anachronism]

Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!

 

[Abako]

Stay a while and listen...

Deckard Cain

 

[sims629]

MGS3, when Eva said " I can't believe how small it is"
to which Snake reply's " I know but it gets the job done"

what he said

 

[Quel0]

Almost everything in American McGee's Alice.

Hands down! =)

 

[Poopie McGhee]

On Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull on, i looked at an elite and he said, "What do you want me to say, Wort Wort?"

Edit: Also, what Liberty Prime says

 

[El Dingo]

Shepard: "They don't breath, they don't get tired, they can remain perfectly motionless for hours. They're the perfect ambushers."

Ashley: "They have flashlight heads, sir..."

 

[Trotgar]

"I think, therefore I am. I think."

Nordom from Planescape: Torment.

 

[AWC Viper]

On postal 2 when being arrested.

P.Dude- hey don't book me, cuff the kid with the keyboard.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

Ahh HK 47

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

HK-47: Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's
tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes
assistance.
Revan: What about the other 2%?
HK-47: Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking
for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my
part, master.

ahh, HK-47... i miss that game...

 

[Tears of Blood]

"You were ALMOST a Jill sandwich!"

Barry from Resident Evil. x3

Oh, and...

"Your carcass is mine!"

The girl frog from Star Fox 64.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

when amantius alectus in oblivion (i think thats his name, the ex wizard from the thieves guild test) came up to me and told me about his own murder

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Probably been said already but there's 10 pages and I can't read all of them so I'll toss mine in.

"Do you know who ate all of the donuts?"

 

[MattyJ]

Andrew Ryan's speech at the beginning of Bioshock

 

[Kingsman]

There's a town in FF6 full of thieves which all do nothing but tell the exact opposite of the truth.

"Zozo? Never heard of it!" -a resident OF Zozo.

EDIT: Also, I remember there was one chef Tokay in Zelda's Oracle of Ages that would bounce around the room when you gave him a stink bag.

 

[SnakeF]

"Here, I'll put you on." " (in a high voice) Helloooo!" (back to normal voice) "There, that's you thats how annoying you sound" GLaDOS near the end.

 

[Yassen]

"Translation: There is a 98% chance the Jawa wishes for you to free his people from the sand people while you are in their camp, master."

"What's the other 2%?"

"Hypothesis: The other 2% is that the Jawa is lying to purposefully waste your time and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part."

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck." Duke Nukem.

 

[Leppyman]

"Ah the letter that preceeded mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?" -Socius Ergalla, Morrowind

LOL, epic win.


My fav qoute would have to be Haggred's "Why do we just go up and shoot them into tiny little pieces!" ( Not sure if thats exactly it, but something like that.

 

[Kilaknux]

"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
Even in the middle of a complete meltdown of reality itself, Black Mesa scientists can still worry about little details.

 

[scrambledeggs]

The entire scene in MGS4 where they're talking about blu-rays. I won't spoil it for anyone.